Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

Originally posted by Medicinal Hellspawn:

You know Miniguns exist right?

how did sniper ge a jar of piss every 20 seconds?
he have kidney pills.
what about mad milk?
WAIT WHAT SCOUT IS ACTUALL FEM-












they have came for me... i know TOO MUCH.......


somebody is knocking on the door....






OH NO! LEAVE ME ALONE, GET AWAY FROM ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Breast milk
(Also I think it's actually possible to get milk from a male welcome to the world)

Originally posted by Fork_Q2:

Originally posted by Deadmeat0:

comedy gold.

i'm not even being sarcastic, i found that funny.

How about this one I heard earlier:

"Dad, I'm cold".
"Then stand in the corner".
"Why dad?"
"Because its 90 degrees."

If I was dad I would say this
Why did the chicken Stand in the road
Why
To kill himself

My classmates they were coming to my school today because Instagram and well let's just say thy didn't do shit (THE FUCKED UP THING IS THEY CALLED THE STUDENTS IN THE OTHER ROOM AND SAID WERE COMING FOR YOU) and half the people didn't go today because clowns

Originally posted by Spookia:

what grade are you in

It looks like I'm in 4th grade

Originally posted by Combinic Trooper:

I don't know what this is about from how poorly written it is.

*when you have to do multiple things and your writing is fucked up

Originally posted by Really Hyped for October:

is this a copypasta

No

Originally posted by Just A Magic Spoop:

>roasting
stop
stop
stop
you're becoming them

What else am I suppose to say (I don't roast from so you get back handed)

Originally posted by dino_inc:

Who are you?

A person surviving a school of death

First off roasting everyone is getting roasted and getting jumped and sexual jokes 4th graders beating up people and I just got roasted for get this uhhh blushing like I suspect 2 people like me 1 is fat and has a big as shit chin looking like the crimson chin from fairly odd parents and she smiles when I sit near her and I look at her paper then she gets pissed off and tells her friend then one of her friends comes up too me and say why are you mean and I say I wasn't (then get roasted wtf) a girl named (not saying) who looks like a chicken nugget I called her that and she said she likes it (weird girl) she told me her life story so I know all the stuff she likes and she wants too be a writer and talks to me often when I'm near her unless she's talking to her friend (who is a bitch like legit cannot stay out of people's business then everyone joined the bandwagon of I talk to myself) when I leave to go home she said could just be friendly though) oh yeah then you have the thugs or basically the people who will duck you up like someone just got jumped bye them (there girls) then we have the boys and they all make dirty jokes except one kid and me I tell them kid friendly jokes basically my school is the apocalypse HELP ME (if I don't shitpost on the forums for more than 2 weeks I'm fucking dead and I'm with harambe

*reads*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c