Originally posted by Regisord413:

Originally posted by ///automata | tipofthehats.org:

Granted, in exchange homestuck sucks now

I wish that Regisord will never necro this if its dead.

IF IT'S DEAD... But then it never dies.

I wish for heroes never die.

granted, I become a hero, and you aren't a hero

I wish to gargo

Originally posted by Ghandy da nonviolence man:

the rug in your room eats you.

wtf

[skip me]

Originally posted by ★ Galaxy ★:

Originally posted by Regisord413:

But it makes you combust apart violently.

I wish for lmao

you get aids

i wsh for the meanig of megan

but you explode

I wish to hi

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Originally posted by dino_inc:

Granted, you die in a few minutes of oxygen deprivation after you realize that I am not, in fact, the only thing you need.

I wish for a garbage disposal that fixes the food, instead of grinding it up.

Granted, but food companies protest agaisnt it for making them lose revenue and it gets banned.

i wish for an all you can eat hamburger buffet.

granted, but you are not allowed in

I wish to be allowed in

Originally posted by Kryztal:

Originally posted by Prusak #FineAndDandy:

>Favorite group: [FURRY]


NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

jk

Then you could might aswell kick me now.



>i knwo youre not being serious but still

*kicks you*
hi

Originally posted by Prusak #FineAndDandy:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

but you explode, leaving me the computer with the username and password

I wish for a sexy, fit gf

She is a psychopath and only wants you for your money and then she kills you.

I wish to be fit and sexy

but you implode

I wish to have a non-psycopathic, sexy, fit gf

Originally posted by Regisord413:

Originally posted by Ghandy da nonviolence man:

Granted, the heat burns down the house you melt in, killing everyone inside.



I wish for a non laggy computer

But you explode.

I wish for an unhackable, indestructable, gaming PC that meets the requirements to run Overwatch.

but you explode, leaving me the computer with the username and password

I wish for a sexy, fit gf

Originally posted by Zennock:

Granted, but it attract wild hippies who encourages you to vape.

I wish more people would listen to the coconut song.

granted, one more person listens

I wish to melt

Originally posted by mr rental:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

it'a a toy one that does nothing

I wish I had a gf, and that she is the first girl I ever loved, and we stay happily together for the rest of our long lives

you both die on the first date

but we live long lives, that corruption can't happen

[skip me]

Originally posted by Prusak #FineAndDandy:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

you wish for a nice unusual to give me

I wish I had a gf

She's Bonnie

I wish for a double barrel shotgun

it'a a toy one that does nothing

I wish I had a gf, and that she is the first girl I ever loved, and we stay happily together for the rest of our long lives