Początkowo opublikowane przez iVoltaire~•~ FRC:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Regisord413:

You get 1 KB of memory.

I wish for 124256547564302342909304593059 GB

Granted, but it's used up immediately by your "Homework" folder. We all know you have a gay necrophilic midget fetish

I wish to wish

you wish for a nice unusual to give me

I wish I had a gf (and that she is the first girl I ever loved, and we stay happily together for the rest of our long lives)

Początkowo opublikowane przez Zennock:

Easy there people, finding out who invited who might be a bit hard.

plz find my invitor Lord Zennock

Początkowo opublikowane przez Zennock:

Początkowo opublikowane przez anal:

i had the name ''Elisonn'' back then, or atleast i think so

I searched up the group history and I found no trace of the name "anal". I'll try to ask Evoxrus or Toasty about this.

hey, who invited me? my name will have had cosmetic in it

Początkowo opublikowane przez Ten Year Old Squeaker:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Littlefoot:

Granted, but it makes you crap so much the totilet gets clogged.

I wish for a portal with which i can travel to any fictional location i want to.

Granted, the portal malfunctions and drops you off the edge of a cliff and you die.

I wish for a level 100 Charizard.

granted, but the only move it knows are for fire variations of splash, and it can't learn any new moves

I wish to win

Początkowo opublikowane przez ༺RussianBias.exe™:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Zennock:

Granted, you're filled with too much determination and imploded.

I wish for less neon lights.

They are replaced with LEDs

I wish for Alaska to fall under Japanese control

granted, you just made fallout 3 a reality

[skip me]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Regisord413:

Początkowo opublikowane przez dino_inc:

Granted, but then humanity gets annihilated by aliens.

I wish for a ruler that is infinitely long.

You get an immortal Hitler.

I wish for.

but you get, instead

I wish Regislord413 would explode

Początkowo opublikowane przez Littlefoot:

Początkowo opublikowane przez mr rental:

but I KILL YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP YOU CUNT

I wish I was the doctor

Granted, but every Heavy rages at you for not pocketing them 100% of the time.

I wish i could be the Pyro.

but i am the pyro, so you become the spy, and i burn you alive

I wish to explode

Początkowo opublikowane przez ///AUTOMATA | tipofthehats.org:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Zennock:

I must say, that is a pretty good response.

Granted, but it is now replaced by a constant need to shit yourself.

I wish for Zimbabwe.

Granted, Shaka Zulu of Zimbabwe stabs your anus

I wish for a floating Z.

But it bans you

I wish to be given officer powers in this group for 0.0000000000000000000000001 seconds

Początkowo opublikowane przez dino_inc:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Anatolia:

Thank you for suggesting Ƥƴɾư~, Coco. An invitation will be sent to said user immediately. And hopefully, with a warm welcome from Ƥƴɾư~ as well.

That sounded like the most bot answer ever.

I knew it, I always knew Anatolia was a bot

Początkowo opublikowane przez Regisord413:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Colonel Cosmetic:

kidnapp her and keep her in a basement/cellar does she know your feelings for her?

No. At least I think she doesn't.

tell her, maybe she'll leave your "friend" to go out with you (does this friend know of your feelings for her)