Originally posted by Stake from Jate Farm:

Probably Razer.

Protip: don't get Razer.

Its one called AVF

Idk what it was so I just bought it

Originally posted by Milkman:

You become popeye.

I wish I have a your eternal reward knife, stealing identities is so satisfying.

Granted,but the police catches you as an impersonator and you get sent to jail with no internet

I wish my wish got corrupted

Originally posted by OH NO... | Double.tf:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

granted, nothing changes since it only has a range for sensing enemies, and not shooting

I wish my sentry had infinite detection range

It detects YOU.

I wish to be detected.

Granted,you are now in jail

I WISH MY MOUSE DOESN'T BREAK THE SECOND IT FELL ON THE FLOOR

Originally posted by Tracerdot:

It's because you said Pearl was best Gem when PERIDOT is CLEARLY

Damn,I also bought that mouse last month

I bought a RM100 gaming mouse.Then,I was moving my laptop which also meant I had to move my mouse.Then,my mouse mysteriously fell to the floor and now M1 isn't working.

My luck in everything is terrible,no wonder I almost don't get random crits and get killed by players in the corner of a battlefield and get random critted 90% of the time

This is also the second time it happened

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by Draou:

Youtube Poop.

Pewdiepie

randumb n funni xddd

Uhh,whats NSFW?Sorry im new here

Originally posted by FRCȵexio:

Toilet

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by FRCȵexio:

Toilet

Toilet

Originally posted by Nein Gag:

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Toilet

Toilet

Toiletries

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Commander Compa:

You still somehow die.

I wish for a powerful, holy hammer.

granted, but a misinterpretation caused it to be a high power electric toy hammer full of holes

I wish for TF2 to be optimised perfectly

Granted,but your computer explodes due to many FPS

I wish for Pokémon to exist irl

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

snip

Sniper

Karate Yellow Liquid