Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Pepsiman!:

Cake

lie

Originally posted by ;364042063118196816:

Originally posted by Pepsiman!:

you're banned for making me count

you're banned because you chose to count

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Pepsiman!:

Granted, but you leave your phone at home every time.
I wish for John Wick missions in PD2.

granted, but the briefing is corrupt so they can't be done

I wish I was a cyborg with the powers of fusion

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Pepsiman!:

You're banned for posting over 50 replies on this thread

you're banned for counting

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Pepsiman!:

Granted, but they have only 2W of output
I wish for a chemistry diploma

granted, it's from a toy chemistry kit

I wish I had batteries in my devices that never ran out (the devices are locked on the floor, the batteries can't be removed and the devices are indestructible, I also keep them for ever, they have the right voltage, power and amperage)

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

Give the keys to me instead.

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by N.U.K.E.:

You're banned because N. Americans are better...
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Thug life.

you're banned because at one point the British empire covered one third of the world