Originally posted by Medicinal Warlock:

Not being able to see what is going on in the game, especially in FPSes. The only time I'm fine with it is when playing Ultimate Doom, second level, where the light flickers and still gives you a fighting chance, turning it into a great gameplay element where you can learn and predict where the enemy is. But in games where it's too damn dark (A large part of the rest of what I played on Ultimate Doom, Erick's gonna kill me for saying this), too much gloom (Mirror's Edge), too much bloody particles flying around (every goddamn Dota 2 game I tried, Overhyped) for me to see properly and is definitely NOT meant to be a gameplay element, you are a bloody idiot for doing so. I am fine with CoD's and CS's smoke bombs and flashbangs as they are meant to be gameplay elements where you'll get to employ tactically. But you are obviously a moron of a dev to make games that you can't even see when you are expected to.

Anytime I play PD2 in night i get pissed off 'cuz flashlights are taken from Halflife.

Unsatisfying weapons. I am not using a Nerf gun or a peashooter, and most of my enemies are fleshy and definitely made out of living tissue. I expect blood to spray the moment my attacks connects. Loadout is the one that does it best so far, I really love what they do with it. Overrated is a really bad offender in this. I mean, I can understand it Zenyatta and Bastion not shedding blood, but I expect parts to start spraying into the air. It's not juvenile, it's just a very good way to communicate, on the most basic level, that I am hurting the bugger.

'Cuz they put the German version into the global market B).

Half-arsed stories. If you have lore, make it good, make it mean something to your game. And most importantly of all, make sure that your character, storytelling, plotlines, delivery and all other relevant things is good. If there is lore in the game and it's just not enjoyable, it is perfectly valid to tear the game apart for that. For those who said "but we are just here for the gameplay", fuck off. It is bad and deserving of criticism, and I don't care what you are in it for, because ultimately, what sucks still sucks. It deserves criticisms irregardless of what you expect out of it. Especially if the company behind is pushing it quite hard. Screw you, Overpriced.

Wait, where did Winston come from again? A space station? Yeah, and who's Widowmaker?

Disappointment. Guess which game disappoints me the most this year. What the fuck is wrong with the reviewers. Now I know why I only listen to Zero Punctuation for game reviews.

And THAT is the behaviour we need. All the other reviewers apparently got "something" if you know what i mean.

Demoman takes skill.

http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/114
Here. READ IT THOUROUGHLY.

https://youtu.be/6-Iz3e0kwv8?t=8
(yes, i'll be postin' it now everytime THE HYPE IS REAL!)

JUMP OUT YER WINDOW. EZ SLEEP 4EVAR! (i'm so fuckin' sorry)

Originally posted by Is This Kawaii or Hwat?:

Originally posted by Kryztal:

What?

ROBOTS

BIG ROBOTS

WITH GUNS, AND ROCKETS, AND EXPLODING SOCCER BALLS OF DEATH

AND FISTS

DID I MENTION THEIR FISTS?

That reaction = How much i care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Iz3e0kwv8

Originally posted by Erick:

BFG only means one thing, BIG FUCKING GUN 9000 THAT DESTROYS EVERY MOTHA FUCKA IN THE ROOM!

Yeesh, that hurted my throat.

Roald Dahl was first with that thing.

Originally posted by G_lad:

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

Weren't you unbanned?

"Banned Regs Club" defines those who "were are or got" banned at least once.

Ooh, ooh, can I join?

fallout.wikia.com , m9

I AM DEAD, YOU WANKERS!