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I wish for death

that sounds like a terrible idea

Originally posted by T.w² Pl@YER:

Originally posted by ★ A s t r o ★:

you should've kept drinking it

If it tastes like shit, why continue? I can confirm that vodka is not that strong though. Though I am legally permitted to drink, but maybe it was wine? Cause to me that tastes like ass.

joke



your head

Originally posted by SirDowner211:

Originally posted by ★ A s t r o ★:

BUT WHAT iF THEIR DICK WAS CUT OFF

So, somebody accidentally circumsized a baby's dick off clean?

YEAH EXACTLY

you should've kept drinking it

Originally posted by Stake from Jate Farm:

Originally posted by SirDowner211:

So, asexuals who literally don't have any interest in sex what-so-ever masturbate as well, according to your logic!

Is the asexual a human being?

Then they've masterbated.

I don't understand how you're having such a hard time understanding this concept.

BUT WHAT iF THEIR DICK WAS CUT OFF

Originally posted by ★ Galaxy ★:

I blame religion.

you'd be suprised how many good things have come from religion.

Aside from helping keep order for the majority of humanity's history, it's also an outlet of hope for alot of people.

This is coming from an atheist.

Originally posted by Wot Lewinbor:

I thought freaking out about masturbation was a 1980s thing.

It is

literally no one gives a shit if you masturbate furiously in the modern day

Originally posted by Stake from Jate Farm:

Originally posted by SirDowner211:

And, how do you know this?

It's simple fact.

what if their dick was chopped off