I would be "that guy" that tried crushing cans on his forehead, but ends up hurting himself cause he has no idea how to do it
(yes, i do that)

Originally posted by -W3E-Commander Alpha:

Originally posted by Erick:

Granted, but only for 24 hours.

I wish for a copy of Mein Kampf.

Granted but you're order gets mixed with a vibrator.

I wish for :nepnep:

granted, but it's only a little square of it, as you asked


i wish for an american / australian accent

Originally posted by Fapness:

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Perfect, that means I can build the car from the ground up.

Granted, but you'll have to kill all your family and friends with it.
You did say nothing bad could happen to you , right?

I wish for a better computer

Me too

Granted, but it gets stolen while you sleep.




I wish for my own Ariana Grande waifu.

granted, but she's made out of made in china cardboard


i wish to win au australium this tour

Originally posted by -W3E-Commander Alpha:

Originally posted by Darkanine:

You never said good grammar, so you stat 2 talk like a stupid aussie

I wish that the next someone wishes for is uncorruptable.

Granted but I corrupt it.

I wish for a mini portable god.

granted, but batteries ain't included

i wish for the new season of Rick and Morty

Originally posted by Erick:

Originally posted by Darkanine:

Remember that scene in Boku no Pico where the dude rubs ice over the boys nipples while molesting him? That happens to you, but with Ice Cream.

I wish Spongebob got good again.

Granted, but Spongebob got cancelled after a finally Season 1-3 quality episode. Actually, that doesn't sound too bad given that the show has lasted long enough.

I wish for chocolate.

granted
BUT IT'S WHITE CHOCOLATE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




i wish for a gf

Chili con carne



also, happy birthday mate

Originally posted by Regisord413:

Originally posted by Darkanine:

Your dick explodes from all the urine.

I wish for the ability to make wishes on my own accord.

They can only be for other people.

I wish to die.

you die, but then get resurrected as a zombie


i wish i knew how to make good puns

Originally posted by Darkanine:

good

neutral

Originally posted by Fapness:

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

you get VAC banned

I wish for undertale memes

Granted, but they're not dank.



I wish for ^_^.

granted, but it turns into -_- 2 seconds after you get it


i wish for a floating letter

Originally posted by Regisord413:

Originally posted by Raymond | trade.tf FRC:

Granted, but it disappears. I'm assuming it's an "it".

I wish to know what froggy is.

You forget afterwards.

I wish for lol.

you get it, along with all the russian squeakers playing it

i wish for coffee