I would be "that guy" that tried crushing cans on his forehead, but ends up hurting himself cause he has no idea how to do it
(yes, i do that)

引用自 -W3E-Commander Alpha：

引用自 Erick：

Granted, but only for 24 hours.

I wish for a copy of Mein Kampf.

Granted but you're order gets mixed with a vibrator.

I wish for :nepnep:

granted, but it's only a little square of it, as you asked


i wish for an american / australian accent

引用自 Fapness：

引用自 Krinkov：

Perfect, that means I can build the car from the ground up.

Granted, but you'll have to kill all your family and friends with it.
You did say nothing bad could happen to you , right?

I wish for a better computer

Me too

Granted, but it gets stolen while you sleep.




I wish for my own Ariana Grande waifu.

granted, but she's made out of made in china cardboard


i wish to win au australium this tour

引用自 -W3E-Commander Alpha：

引用自 Darkanine：

You never said good grammar, so you stat 2 talk like a stupid aussie

I wish that the next someone wishes for is uncorruptable.

Granted but I corrupt it.

I wish for a mini portable god.

granted, but batteries ain't included

i wish for the new season of Rick and Morty

引用自 Erick：

引用自 Darkanine：

Remember that scene in Boku no Pico where the dude rubs ice over the boys nipples while molesting him? That happens to you, but with Ice Cream.

I wish Spongebob got good again.

Granted, but Spongebob got cancelled after a finally Season 1-3 quality episode. Actually, that doesn't sound too bad given that the show has lasted long enough.

I wish for chocolate.

granted
BUT IT'S WHITE CHOCOLATE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




i wish for a gf

Chili con carne



also, happy birthday mate

引用自 Regisord413：

引用自 Darkanine：

Your dick explodes from all the urine.

I wish for the ability to make wishes on my own accord.

They can only be for other people.

I wish to die.

you die, but then get resurrected as a zombie


i wish i knew how to make good puns

引用自 Darkanine：

good

neutral

引用自 Fapness：

引用自 Kazakh brick FRC：

you get VAC banned

I wish for undertale memes

Granted, but they're not dank.



I wish for ^_^.

granted, but it turns into -_- 2 seconds after you get it


i wish for a floating letter

引用自 Regisord413：

引用自 Raymond | trade.tf FRC：

Granted, but it disappears. I'm assuming it's an "it".

I wish to know what froggy is.

You forget afterwards.

I wish for lol.

you get it, along with all the russian squeakers playing it

i wish for coffee