Publicado originalmente por nicoper:

Publicado originalmente por Fapness:

Granted, but now you can only visit said places and eventually get bored.



I wish I knew which should I do-Commit suicide or kill myself.

Granted, but you decide to do neither of them.


I wish that John Cena was living in a trashcan outside my house screaming "My name is John Cena!!!1!!!11!!1".

granted, but the garbage truck teals it 1 day after you get him



i wish for NUMA NUMA YEAH

Publicado originalmente por nicoper:

Publicado originalmente por I refuse to answer the question.:

Granted, but idk.

I wish for Escrub to be removed.

Granted, but everything on your computer turns into DRM-restricted ePub.

I wish that my friends weren't mostly unserious derps.

granted, most of your friends are now your math teacher's clones


i wish i knew what to use as a profile pic

Fairly simple, make up a story, replacing some words with your emoes, but you must use all your non-stock emotes, so no ,,...
lemme start
one day, was driving his , loaded with and for the great war against Dr. army of evil , only robots were still used, since the hero of the war, General was dead, ambushed by , and now the were too scared of the evil , mastermind of the war, who most of them with a sniper rifle. But, on his way to the battlefront, he hit a that was crossing the road, he tried giving him , but it was too late, the beast was dead, So he left the corpse here, and kept on going, until he arrived to 's house, here, he could supply and , he knew which one he needed to take, those were marked by a for the prior ones, and a for the rest, he was looking forward to meet his cousin on the battlefield.

Publicado originalmente por G_lad:

Publicado originalmente por ///AUTOMATA:

awew

THE BOULDER

It's a rock
his name is boulder
PA DUM TSS

Either Zennock or Evo

And i'm most likely the least mature here

17

my opinion on spookyspaghettis?
Some of them are quite interesting, like Ben drowned, or the tails doll, some others ain't, depends. I am subscribed to a channel that reads and explains some of them, and i quite like it, however, they're still cringey, and most of the time, ain't that scary.

My bet would be that instead of having a whole off topic subforum, just one thread, maybe not even pinned, but a place where everyone can go apeshit

I do, however have a mac (on it right now, it's my laptop) would it be possible to get the auth on it?

Isn't this already kinda the purpose of the joke post subforums?