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granted, but you didn't know they had super long sharpened nails


i wish for all one piece episodes on blu-ray

Granted, but you lose it somewhere in your house.









I wish for some white paint with which I can color everything I own.

granted, however it takes 50 hours to dry


i wish for all of Iron Maiden's albums

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Ok, but it is replaced by r35, which is the same thing, but with the number 35.

I wish for *see post above*

Granted, but you can't drink anything and die from thirst.



I wish for aliens to land in my house and put their giant fingers up my butthole.

granted, but you didn't know they had super long sharpened nails


i wish for all one piece episodes on blu-ray

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Granted, but there are now more annoying non-retards.

I wish that the new loot system in Robocraft wasn't RNG Simulator 2k16 Deluxe Edition.

Your favourite game now becomes RNG simulator 2k16 Supreme premium p2w win edition. (Dlc 1-420 not included.)

I wish for A flying beer bottle.

granted, but it tastes like shit, and you can't reach it

i wish for r34 to stop existing, along with all the artworks/fanarts related to it

Villains included

Mine is Hellboy

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granted, they are now nicer, however, you realise owners of sony ericsons are worse

Eh, I can live with that, as Sony and Ericsson parted ways on the phone-making front four years ago.

wait, they did?
guess i'm owning a collector item then
skip me

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you get no
I wish for the simpsons season 14 on dvd

Granted, but the disc is scratched.

I wish that owners of Samsung phones would be less salty towards everyone who doesn't have a Samsung phone.

granted, they are now nicer, however, you realise owners of sony ericsons are worse


i wish for an "iron maiden" sticker to put on my car

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welp, i have no knowledge in russian, but i am speaking bout this
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403358/
is this it?

Yep.

have you red the book? If not, i highly recommend it, i absolutely loved it
so much better than the movie, for sure

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Woowee, if i were to list all the movies i consider "shit" i'd be here for sometime
but there are some i can't stand
for example, there is "Night watch" the movie adaptaton of a russian book i red, i absolutely loved the book, though it was creative, somewhat dark, really impressive, then i bought the movie, and was met with something boring, badly shot, with so many plotholes and dumb scenes, that doesn't even appear in the book (which is bigger than a dictionary, btw), i stopped halfly trough.
Or also the 3rd "the mummy" movie, i absolutely loved the first one, i really liked the 2nd, but the third had nothing to do with the two first, and fuck, there wasn't even the fucking mummy in, it, just some chinese guy they brought up to replace it.
so, yeah

You mean: "Ночной Дозор"?
I didn't watch the whole movie, but, well, I didn't enjoy the scenes I saw either.
#worsethanbollywood

welp, i have no knowledge in russian, but i am speaking bout this
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403358/
is this it?

Woowee, if i were to list all the movies i consider "shit" i'd be here for sometime
but there are some i can't stand
for example, there is "Night watch" the movie adaptaton of a russian book i red, i absolutely loved the book, though it was creative, somewhat dark, really impressive, then i bought the movie, and was met with something boring, badly shot, with so many plotholes and dumb scenes, that doesn't even appear in the book (which is bigger than a dictionary, btw), i stopped halfly trough.
Or also the 3rd "the mummy" movie, i absolutely loved the first one, i really liked the 2nd, but the third had nothing to do with the two first, and fuck, there wasn't even the fucking mummy in, it, just some chinese guy they brought up to replace it.
so, yeah

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Welp, i was a cop (knew it cause i had a revolver, yeah, dun ask), and i was charged to arrest the murderer of obama, he was laying dead on the floor of his office, in a pond or gasoline, i kept searching till i eventually found the murderer, chased him down the stairs, fell on the last step, and woke up.

not that weird, but, eeeh, worse i got

Sounds a bit similar to mine.

I had a dream where I was Luigi (don't ask) and apparently I was chasing a thief, and then I was stabbed in the back and it actually hurt as I woke up.

Dreams are weird...

yeah
also got one where i was a yellow nazi bunny
and my friend the blue nazi elephant was charged of taking the humans to the gas chambers
but that's not weird, that's fucked up