Originally posted by Mr.Light:

Originally posted by IT HAS PAID MULTIPLAYER AAAAAAAA:

What are the odds of you being in a place with no outlets for 3 straight hours?

Long road trip, Long flight, some other third thing

You'll get sick in both.

Besides, it said you can use batteries. Just buy a pack.

Originally posted by Stop it, get some help.:

Originally posted by Pyrofish:

3-6 battery hour life

So it only lasts for 3-6 hours?
That's not good

It really is good. I must have not added it to the OP, but it has a charger that plugs directly into the tablet.

3/3 release date
Price: 299.99~
Paid online, expected
No Region Lock
"Brought the DNA of all previous consoles to the Switch"
Mentioned they wanted the Gamecube to be portable, but technology wasn't developed enough
3-6 battery hour life
playable while charging
touchpad screen
Joy-Con's are like Wii remotes, motion controls capabilities.
"Sharing the joy"-con controllers
Blue and Red Joy-Con's, straps
Joy-Con have weird things in it, kinda like the Wii but better, that do motion control. It registers any movement you do.
1, 2 Switch, basically a tech demo. Kids'll dig it. Shows off the capabilities of the new advanced motion control
Sega has a big interest in the Switch
Pro controller is sold seperately
Two different Switches sold. One are the colors you've seen, one has one Joy-Con red, one Blue. Both the same price.
Has a charger that plugs directly into the tablet, when using it out of home or on the couch or anything. Can also use batteries

Gamu:
Arms, fighting game with fantasy characters. All have extremely long arms. You twist and turn the Joy-Con, and the characters arms and fists move to match it. Go for a right hook, they do a right hook. Looks weird at first, but this looks cool as fuck and I'd play it. Launch Title
Splatoon 2. Actual new game and not a port. Splatoon music is so fucking good. also the dude dabbed and it was not ok. Launch Title
Super Mario Odyssey: He explores the real world and fantasy worlds. He goes through New York with actual real human beans in it. Sandbox open world. Hat abilities, he throws his hat and it can do some new things. His hat is also now alive, with eyes. Various locations include large forest, big apple, Day of The Dead inspired mexican shit, Dessert land. Holiday Season 2017
Xenoblade 2, didn't pay attention because I don't give a shit.

"Already over 80 games in development, here's a few" All of these weren't as indepth as the above.
Dragon Quest 10 and 11, in nippon.
Dragon Quest Heroes 1 and 2
Shin Megami Tensei, or however it's spelled, they didn't show it.
Project Octopath Traveller, open world RPG, looks pixelesque, giant world, made by Square Enix.
Fire Emblem Warriors, characters from across the series. My baby Lucina is back.
Todd came on and said Skyrim is coming. Go climb that mountain you fucking loser.
T R A V I S I S B A C K M Y D U D E S
EA's dude's son, his son's middle name is Luigi. Also more sports games but who gives a dick

And quite a few other things shown only for a moment in an end trailer.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
NEW BOTW TRAILER
TONS OF NEW SHIT SHOWN
LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL SERIOUS ZELDA
AND
IT'S
A
FUCKING
LAUNCH
TITLE

Originally posted by Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart:

Originally posted by Pyrofish:

xD

One of the major contenders for moderator, ladies and gentlemen.

xD
it's hilarious and epic zD
love this memem XDD

Originally posted by Geech:

Originally posted by Pyrofish:

>le jew boogyman

It's a buzzword you fuck

>using buzzwords

Originally posted by Geech:

Originally posted by Pyrofish:

OwO I hope you die in your sleep you autistic worthless waste of air :3
Billions of years of evolution lead up to this fuckup, pretending he's a god damn animal jerking off with his internet friends :3333
Choke on bleach. ~<3

Lesbians are more degenerate than people who literally eat shit for sexual gratification.

You are the jews of both gender and degeneracy.

>le jew boogyman

Originally posted by UnofficialAether:

I find when people use :3, OwO and ~<3 it makes them about 10 times cuter.

OwO I hope you die in your sleep you autistic worthless waste of air :3
Billions of years of evolution lead up to this fuckup, pretending he's a god damn animal jerking off with his internet friends :3333
Choke on bleach. ~<3

Originally posted by DED #krinkov plas maks meaesmod:

Originally posted by Pyrofish:

Ban for raiding when?

its on topic don't worry m8 BOD said necros on topic is gr8

Originally posted by DED #krinkov plas maks meaesmod:

Originally posted by Pyrofish:

Ban for raiding when?

don't worry m8 its on topic

>I decided it's ok so it is

Originally posted by DED #krinkov plas maks meaesmod:

Originally posted by FRC Krinkov:

I can necro a two year old thread you know I gotta do it boi

Ban for raiding when?

Originally posted by FRC Krinkov:

Originally posted by мιʟκмαn:

Pfft

Originally posted by Pyrofish:

How do you find so many? I've only ever seen one :p

Originally posted by Pyrofish:

It is a good concept, because then the enemy thinks your dead. And then your behind them. And then stabbing happens. ( ͡ᵒ ᴥ͡ᵒ)

Tbh I would kinda like Pyrofish if she was still like this

She's so cute and adorable :3

>shitposts are cute
>unironic emotes
stop