Geez, you guys give terrible advice...

Originally posted by Peridot:

Dotperi

Kind of, but what's the opposite of Peri and the opposite of dot?

This is the game where you flip your name, for instance my usual name is blackright709

Now it's Whitewrong907

Your turn!

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by Blackright709:

*facepalm*

Why did you feel the need to say that about me, it's not very nice you know ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Be Kind too All class, and I’ve helped numerous people all over the world and in different time zones, and I have over 300 confirmed people helped. I am trained in Internet therapy and I’m a extremely nice person in the entire Internet. You are as important to me as family. I will try to help you as much as possible, with kindness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You can trust me, I promise that I do want too help you. Don't believe me? As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across the Internet and we are discussing the best way to help you, you can tell us you don't want our help tho. The help that cleanses out the amazing thing we call your life. You’re freaking amazing, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can help you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my limited knowledge. Not only am I extensively trained in Internet therapy, but I have access to a group of people who are dedicated too helping people on the Internet and I will use it to its full extent to help you
as much as is physically possible, you awesome person. And now you know what your “clever” little comment has brought upon you, we are glad you didn't hold you tongue and spoke up. We hope that some way, we can help, and now we are here too help, you awesome person. I will try to help you in every way possible that I know of. You’re in good hands, kiddo.

Hey! That's my copypasta!

Evo
Jens-o
Nexio
Turtlebread
Krinkov
PAPike
Zennock
Dapper
Stinger

And that's just to name a few, obviously all those are regs, if I tried to make the entire list...

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by Zalinto:

Get that bitch on tf2 and challenge her to a 1v1 no shotgun, market gardener only, tdm_hightower match.
If she loses, she has go on a date with you.

The best way to a grill's heart.

*facepalm*

Originally posted by nicoper:

Originally posted by Blackright709:

Ask the Internet for advice?

Sounds like a plan.

Edit:
Here's what I found: http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-a-Crush
And if it doesn't work out: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-a-Crush
WikiHow is the best source of information ever, they told me to rub a shitload of salt mixed to a paste with water on my fingers after getting Loctite Glue on them - and it sort of worked.

Lovely...

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by nicoper:

Once again, I apologize.

I know.


How about going back on topic now?

K. What would you do to get your crush to like you?

Ask the Internet for advice?

How much more do you want from him?

Well first off, asking a group made up of people who spew randomness on the Internet isn't really gonna help :/

Second, I've already given you all the advice you need. Time to make a choice and either do it or not

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