Originally posted by Medicinal Hellspawn:

Originally posted by Darkanine of the great spook:

Jigsaw

Cringe

Kid youtubers

Originally posted by Darkanine of the great spook:

Originally posted by DuckScout:

Everyone in his family is dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WVyY7dMFt4

>You're dead.
>Your friends are dead.
>Your family's dead.
>Your fucking pets are being skinned alive.
>You suck at life.
>The whole world hates you.
>You're going to hell.
>Live with it.
>GAME OVER

My life summed up

Originally posted by Darkanine of the great spook:

Snoiper

Snyypurr

Originally posted by SpoopyVolts~•~ FRC:

Originally posted by Hamboy:

The poor and irish

Jolly scottish leprechaun

White happy demoman

Originally posted by ApertureAwesome:

Originally posted by Baseball Bibbins:

The depressed

GIVE MEH YOUR TIRED, POOR, HUDDLED F2PS,

The poor and irish

To be an actual decent human being

Originally posted by Fork_Q2:

Mercy's fuckbuddy

#2 Mom

Originally posted by Fork_Q2:

Big fat ho

Roadhog

Originally posted by nicoper:

Originally posted by Nave:

In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL

What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per a serving.
You are nothing to me.
Just a generic brand.
I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words.
You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal.
As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cheerios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop.
The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy.
Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered.
You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal.
Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your that miserable fat off the face of your diet.
If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting.
I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies.
You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo.

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by nicoper:

Lighting.

floodlight

LED