Originally posted by Tyrrazhi:

Originally posted by Zennock:

I dunno man. Mercury seems pretty useful.

The amount of it in the world far succeeds the few uses it has.

Originally posted by Tyrrazhi:

Originally posted by Zennock:

So I'm the god of commerce and messages? Gods are not elements you know.

Ha ha, nice Dad joke. However, if I wanted to, I could turn that into an insult as well.

I mean as in the element Mercury.

You're pretty much useless, and you're a pain in the arse to deal with.

Originally posted by Tyrrazhi:

Originally posted by Zennock:

Then air is not allowed as a element so your statement is wrong.

You want to play the "Not an element" game? Alright, let's play that game.

You are Mercury.

Originally posted by Tyrrazhi:

Originally posted by Zennock:

If I'm extremely dense, how come I belong to the element of "air"?

Air can be dense, as air in itself is a mixture of gases, of which some gases can be dense.

Then there is the fact gravity can have an effect of making air heavy, or dense.

Originally posted by Tyrrazhi:

Originally posted by Zennock:

So I belong to the element of healing rather than air?

Medical =/= healing.

Not that I would expect you to know. The short time you were in my friends list you displayed yourself to be extremely dense.

Originally posted by Tyrrazhi:

Originally posted by Zennock:

But then I would be dead, which I am not so therefore, your statement is wrong.

Originally posted by Tyrrazhi:

You are a medical anomaly.

Originally posted by Tyrrazhi:

Originally posted by Zennock:

But air is everywhere, not just in the brain.

What I'm saying is, you have more of it in your head than you should. There should be a brain there. There is not. You are a medical anomaly.

Originally posted by Tyrrazhi:

Originally posted by Zennock:

But how does that correspond to air? Shouldn't "Retardation" fit better?

Airhead = Air in place of where the brain is.

I thought that was rather obvious.

Retardation is not an element in any version of the elements.