An eagle

Friends, no teams.

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Hm...
I think I'd rather remove hair in other places if I had to...

Actually, that would be a rather large advantage. I would rather do that too.

Or lose all of my reproductive properties.

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Yeah, that's completely useless so I'd get rid of that too.

If I were to choose one finger to get rid of, I'd choose the right pinky, as I have no use for it while gaming. It is kind of useful for pressing down the right shift key - but serves no purpose on the mouse hand.
Actually, I must admit that I use it to hold the bottom part of my phone too - so perhaps the left thumb would be a better candidate.

What about the hair on top of your head?

It has the same use of a tail.

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And you give a shit? What about banks?

it's against the law

Yes, there's other bigger corruption issues to worry about though.
I do believe this is an issue though. Watched the video and it's a bigger issue.

And you give a shit? What about banks?

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This could solve the population issue once sex robots come out!
what if she aborted the fetus for a reason, like it had a defect?

I wouldn't be alive.

Nah.

DADDY NEVER CAME!

Daddy never went to my ball games.