Originally posted by Vex x Ka otp spread the newds:

Originally posted by luyan:

tell evo to unban me i didnt do anything

>playing on PC
>have dad drive me to Walmart so I can buy a steam card
>try to unfold my $20 bill but I accidentally tear it
>dry heaving as I take my bag
>try to write code into steam to redeem card
>my sweaty thumbs accidentally smudge out the code and I have to ask my mom what it says
>apparently I have to scratch the great rectangle for money
>underneath is weird letters I've never seen before
>ask mom again and she says they're called numbers
>just have her type in the code for me
>now to buy game on steam
>on sale- now only $89 for TES 3 Morrowind
>that's quite a steal
>have to get this shit before the sale ends
>put in cart, purchase, and download
>halfway through the Internet cuts out
>I've gone through my monthly limit
>start making fake crying so mom will come to my room
>decide to curl up and suck my thumb like a baby so she'll feel bad for me
>as I move my legs up to the seat I hear a hissing sound come from under my swivel chair
>I'm now curled up into a ball, my entire weight pressing the seat
>the gas canister pops and launches me a full two feet in the air
>shrapnel is launched directly into my rectum, giving me instant internal bleeding
>now I have to pay for a new anus, medical bills, and a new swivel chair
Meanwhile on ps4
>insert disc
>play game

evo

Originally posted by gabrum01:

When no one vote for me

because you're a waste of space

>blizzard's mascot is gay

Wtf i hate blizzard now

Originally posted by DeadSirens:

donald trump is hitler

*tucker carlson intensifies*

amsel would sure love that

holy fuck i didnt know

overwatch is just famous because of the porn

Originally posted by Mr. Gency:

Oh right, you needed to be online to download the patch that removes that DRM nonsense.

>need to be online to remove the need to be always online

lmao what