Peridot from Steven Universe
Episode: Super Watermelon Island

Not me. Summer begins for me June 17th. :(

Trying to swallow a Dime and a Nickel.


I found out I have a food allergy and a rare Hereditary Disease which causes my throat to narrow.

Narrow enough to not let 2 Coins through.


Logging into my friends Math account using his password in 3Rd Grade.

Pulling the chair back when my friend was about to sit down. He fell. Hit his head on a Bookshelf and his back against the floor. I think he's unconscious. He says "That...was a stupid prank anyway..."

My teacher calls the office and he starts to get up, saying he's fine. The teacher says he has to go to the nurses for Legal Reasons. He doesn't. Did I mention my friend can be VERY hard to get to do something. He says "If I say I'm fine, I'M FINE!" The Vice Principal comes down and after 10 Minutes finally gets him to call his mom. I'm worried as heck, I don't want to get in trouble. The Vice Principal is a very strict guy. I'm feeling really guilty. Now, my friend isn't talking to me on Steam.

This happened on Friday.

Originally posted by Blackright709:

I thought this was going to be interesting... Nvm, I got to work on not getting my hopes up .-.

I was expecting something better too.

Originally posted by SirDowner:

I stuck my penis inside a pencil sharper.
It's small, if you're wondering how I got it in.

That made me laugh so hard. I'm sorry.

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Originally posted by Blackright709:

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

WELL WHAT'S MY NAME?
WHAT EMOTIONS TO I GO THROUGH?
WHAT PRIDE DO I HAVE?

.-. I don't know much about you :P

do you know about me

Originally posted by MGGAR:A I GEWP2 I CaHC I Dr.Robo:

Originally posted by still has a tf2 profile pic:

Get broke via the summer sale.

I will wager my sword arm that you are still a dependent and dont earn money or pay rent. Spending your parents money is not going broke.

What a jerk.

Originally posted by DevoidChaos:

Originally posted by MGGAR:A I GEWP2 I CaHC I Dr.Robo:

Haha. As if you have enough money to get broke. Spending 10$ is not broke.

it is to me

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

Originally posted by Kai-Lan:

Francis: I hate Steam!

Fuck Francis

Originally posted by Veleno:

Playing games and fapping.

Originally posted by still has a tf2 profile pic:

Get broke via the summer sale.