Originally posted by Fapness:

Originally posted by Weeb Garbage Slendermane:

Granted. You now live in a cosmetics store, with people going in and out for plastic surgery. However, you live in the basement and are only fed cheap food and water.

See, this is how you make these things.

I wish for munz.

I gave you a small loan of a million dollars.




But they're from the 19th century.






I wish for an unusual Corsair Scattergun with the Isotope effect.

Originally posted by Weeb Garbage Slendermane:

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

you get nothing you lose good day sir
I wish I could have all the lego

Granted. Lego now dumps truck loads of Legos™ into your yard and house. Your house is now full of Legos™ and you can't walk anywhere without wading through them.

I wish for tree

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Weeb Garbage Slendermane:

Granted. A One Million pound Jim Sterling now walks the earth. When he falls over, it creates an earthquake that destroys half the Earth

I wish I had a raven.

granted, it's wooden

I wish for something

Originally posted by ⚡ ΛDΝΛИ ⚡:

isis-a-gay-love-story

No thank you, won't touch it

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Mr. Shadow:

Granted, but weight, not money

I wish for 500$ on my steam account for free

granted, but you get arrested for theft

I wish for one Millard pounds sterling (£1'000'000'000)

Originally posted by Mr. Shadow:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

granted, you obtained an unusual ban

I wish I had a million pounds

Granted, but weight, not money

I wish for 500$ on my steam account for free

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

all non stock weapons and hats are removed
I wish I had an unusual

granted, you obtained an unusual ban

I wish I had a million pounds

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

I wish I had a prof kill vintage gunslinger

granted, but the prof is an abbreviation of professor

I wish TF2 was great again

Originally posted by Raymond | trade.tf:

It's nice how like half of us have completely disregarded the user agreement (18+ only) for using Steam.