Originally posted by Keyes:

Hi, I'm Keyes and I like strategy and simulation games. I enjoy playing the piano and sometimes like to draw. Hope you're all well on this Monday afternoon!

Welcome.

19th of August, 1998.

Originally posted by Le-Win:

Did I mention I've written erotica?

Me too!

Originally posted by Lovvista:

The old reg no one will remember.

I remember you. You were the drunk thing.

Tracer's arse.

"Pyro should have friendly fire so it discourages spychecking and makes spy more enjoyable".

I wish I didn't suck with drawing with a mouse.

Spiders don't really scare me.
The 1st Transformers movie wasn't that bad.
I think Bastion is cute.
When I was 8, I liked broccoli.
I find the chorus at the 2nd half of The Beatles "Hey Jude" to be very repetitive and monotonous after around 3 verses.

I hate bacon.

-When the car seat-belt constricts really tightly on you.
-When you get mammoth pimples on your arse.
-Wasps.
-When the neighbors chicken trespasses into your yard and burrow big holes in it.
-That UNCLEFUCKING SUMMER SUBARU ADVERT.
-Moths.
-That damn Opskins advert that plays every time I go on a community server.
-94% of YouTube's content.
-Florida.
-Everything about Tumblr (except for half the lewd stuff)
-Boats.
-The Ocean.
-Those translucent Lego bricks you could never spot as a kid yet you always stepped on.
-Those children in the YT comment sections of old classic rock songs that type down "I'm like um twelve and I know I'm certainly the only child who enjoys this type of music so give me attention plc"
-Feral cats.
-My creepy senior high advanced algebra teacher that looked and sounded like Tiny Tim, had an astronaut fetish and gave us quizzes ,of those that were longer than tests, every 2-3 days.
-Jump-scares.
-Michael Bay.
-When the computer freezes.
-When dust collects over your possessions.
-Poorly trained pit-bulls.
-The old "don't like it, why did you watch it" excuse.
-The "It's just satire" excuse.
-The recent extreme overuse of the word "cringe".
-When you have a brilliant idea that you can't execute because you don't have the resources.
-September. It's the Monday of months.
-College loans.
-Ingrown toenails.
-Infected ingrown toenails.
-The taste of the anti-bio medicine used to treat infected ingrown toenails.
-Humans as a species.
-Arse hair.