Originally posted by Wot Lewinbor:

What if the reason why Nintendo abandoned the piano is because he's trying to tell us something.

Because as you know, pianos have keys, and -

OH DEAR GOD

THE PIANO IS THE KEY

What if Lewin was a communist spy the whole time?

Originally posted by Dexious:

yuck

I choose Rick. He has a lot of big guns and shit.

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time
Provided with toys and 'scouting for boys'
You brought a guitar to punish your ma
And you didn't like school, and you
Know you're nobody's fool
So welcome to the machine

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
What did you dream?
It's alright we told you what to dream
You dreamed of a big star
He played a mean guitar
He always ate in the Steak Bar
He loved to drive in his Jaguar
So welcome to the machine

Originally posted by Kryztal:

I don't like this part of the group...

No one honestly does.

Guy Fieri

Originally posted by Kryztal:

Originally posted by Wot Lewinbor:

What in God's name is a zorse?

When you force a horse to fuck a zebra, a zorse is what you get.

Wasn't there a species just like that which had completely died out from hunting a few centuries ago?

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Originally posted by Veleno:

I would drive Mosquitoes into extinction.

I'd do the same to hornets.

Wasps belong back in hell.

DOOM was always a rip off of Candy Crush Saga.

Originally posted by dino_inc:

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Granted, but it's yoru elast favorite cake.

i wish i could meet Master Chief.

You do... and then you die.


I wish the day was longer, and the nights shorter.

You royally fuck up the earth's axis.

I wish I could stop sweating right now in this dorm.