I want the ability to edit your own posts on friend activity and content.

Originally posted by Erick:

Originally posted by Regisord413:

But you explode.

I wish to die.

Granted, but Pyrofish kills you.

I wish to have bigger hands.

Granted, though your feet shrink into oblivion.

I wish to own a private island.

one day Michael Bay kept burning down people's porches so Evan threw tons of C4 at him and he exploded and died and then Zenyatta giggled hyperrealistically

Originally posted by dino_inc:

Originally posted by nicoper:

You're banned for assuming I hate the hat, when I clearly don't.

You're banned for logic.

You're banned for discouraging the consumption of middle-aged stars.

I want one of Roadhog.

I like the Gepard.

Everything will die one day. Our best achievements we have accomplished will be shredded apart in the inevitable heat death of the universe. All our concepts will rot and melt away. Everything will seep into the void. Nothing holds any true value. We are doomed as a civilization.

http://orig14.deviantart.net/a4de/f/2015/060/4/5/fnaf_minions_banana_parody_by_carolina2124-d8k2p7j.jpg

I want to move to Australia.

Farewell.

Signed.