Originally posted by Call me Prusak or kick:

To be or not to be

Suicide is the only option.

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Mind if i pass by your house? :mean_creep:

The locals would probably kill you.

Originally posted by Sadness:

Why does everyone worship you and not me?

I'm insane. You're insane. I've just given up on trying to hide it.

Originally posted by Snow:

Your profile picture reminds me of a detective. Are you a gumshoe?

No.

Originally posted by gabrum01:

Do you like chess?

Eh. I don't mind it. Not a huge fan.

Originally posted by dino_inc:

How fast, if you were stuck on an iceberg surrounded by zombie narwhals, would you attempt to kill them all with nothing but a sharp fragment of ice and a thermos of hot chocolate?

VERY fast.

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

What is your exact address?

Fuck you.

I'll get to you in the morning you fucks. Ask away.

Memes or dreams?

I crave the sweet release of death.

Originally posted by owen:

Originally posted by Lagger:

I know that according to gaussian distribution I'm supposed to be smarter than 99% of the pople I'll meet in my life.
Again.
The hell did I achieve?

iq tests arent everything
yer only one type of smarter than them lol

No shit.

Originally posted by Fork_Q2:

Originally posted by PUGLagger:

Sure as hell haven't achieved much, have I.

Where did you get your IQ tested, if you really have an IQ of 160, that puts you beyond the top 0.1%of the bell curve...

I know that according to gaussian distribution I'm supposed to be smarter than 99% of the pople I'll meet in my life.

Again.

The hell did I achieve?

Also, for your other question, yes, those tests were actual fucking tests. Real ones. I've got papers for mensa membership and everything.

Originally posted by Ninten:

Originally posted by PUGLagger:

Too bad. I'm not in a state where I could type up the whole thing.


Same.

>prodigy
>worthless
You sure?

Sure as hell haven't achieved much, have I.

Originally posted by Ninten:

Originally posted by Lagger:

Why, do you want to hear the life story of a sorry excuse for a human being that hates himself at age 16 already, accidentally has IQ160 and has mental isusues?

'Course ya don't.

Nah, that just makes me curious.

Too bad. I'm not in a state where I could type up the whole thing.

Originally posted by Ninten:

Originally posted by PUGLagger:

First of all: Ironic humblebrag
Second of all: Being a prodigy isn't fun.

I'm worthless, don't worry.

Same.

Originally posted by Ninten:

It's like a live Iron Maiden concert
with a female singer. Yes. This is very much yes.

Y E S
E
S

Top band.

These two some of you might remember from the Bioshock Infinite ad campaign:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4aaScgdXSQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AjsA-w48Y

However, THERE'S MORE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iApGYxLTpXo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f77b5uNdGWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRqJU_8ms-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLzFrREr1eM

Her voice is fucking amazing. As are the lyrics. Haven't seen anything like it in a while. Plus this good ol' fashioned rock with a side of punk, what else would you want in your life?