Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver | trade.tf:

Originally posted by Geech:

Do I have to list every single button you have to press to play the game to you as well? I only mentioned the requirements for strafe aiming, not the movement you gotta pull off, which is also easy as sin.

strafe aiming is for killing ground classes with no splash damage weapon, like engie or some shit, playing against a soldier you have to be way better than him to beat him

Keep telling yourself that.

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver | trade.tf:

Originally posted by Geech:

There are other controls, strafe aiming just involves A and D, or do I have to tell you that to be a good scout you also have to press W to move forward, and spacebar to jump, and again to doublejump? Do I have to explain the entire list of keybindings in TF2 just so you can understand what I am saying you mongoloid?

yes, FINALLY man thank you

MY POINT PROVED, scout requires more skill than easy trafe aiming! thank you

So the skill required to play scout is easy strafe aiming and basic movement abilities now.

Congratulations, your point has been proven, definitely, totally not the... what the cuck am I arguing with an atheist soldier player with less than a 1000 hours on a dying game for?

Originally posted by ༺Il Douche™:

Originally posted by Geech:

Holy shit the level of mental gymnastics you had to pull to come to this conclusion.

"It can't possibly be because Scout is easy to play... no, he just stole kills from hard working pyros!"

Get the fiblley dibbly DUCK over yourself, BUBBY.

Nevermind, it just seemed to me you worded your statement from the view of another player on the battlements.

Yet still, you'd have to be fighting a total noob if you think simply moving left and right and firing away a couple times would be enough to kill the soldier. Any player with common sense would utilize the rocket's splash damage to their advantage.

Do I have to list every single button you have to press to play the game to you as well? I only mentioned the requirements for strafe aiming, not the movement you gotta pull off, which is also easy as sin.

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver | trade.tf:

Originally posted by Geech:

Who the fuck said anything about staying on the ground? Geez, it's almost as if you're a bad player.

yes, we all you how good you are at flying with a+d

There are other controls, strafe aiming just involves A and D, or do I have to tell you that to be a good scout you also have to press W to move forward, and spacebar to jump, and again to doublejump? Do I have to explain the entire list of keybindings in TF2 just so you can understand what I am saying you mongoloid?

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver | trade.tf:

Originally posted by Geech:

It is just moving to aim. It is exatcly like WM1 but with A and D instead.

ok i'm done talking to you
there is no way i can shit on somebody if he is so full of shit already

You aren't shitting on anybody, you're making yourself look retarded, the only people who have agreed with you are just a bit less retarded.

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver | trade.tf:

Originally posted by Geech:

Bitch strafe aiming is literally the easiest way to aim, you're talking out of your ass, I've been playing FPS since I was 6 (Which is amazing because I'm still pretty bad at them) and I guaren-fucking-tee you that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Go play an actually good game like Unreal Tournament, use strafe aiming instead of moving your mouse, see how easy it is.

yes, strafe aiming is easier than shooting big explosive rockets at a scout's feet when he is completely on the ground pressing a+d

Who the fuck said anything about staying on the ground? Geez, it's almost as if you're a bad player.

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver | trade.tf:

Originally posted by PB&J Toasted Terror:

strafe aiming is the reason scout mains can play with incredibly low sens

yes so what
strafe aiming is not like wm1, or shooting rockets at people's feet, at least it takes skill

It is just moving to aim. It is exatcly like WM1 but with A and D instead.

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver | trade.tf:

Originally posted by PB&J Toasted Terror:

It's completely believable tho

how is it believable at all
strafe aiming is not that easy even on scout, and there is no way you can ever strafe aim a heavy/soldier/demo

Bitch strafe aiming is literally the easiest way to aim, you're talking out of your ass, I've been playing FPS since I was 6 (Which is amazing because I'm still pretty bad at them) and I guaren-fucking-tee you that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Go play an actually good game like Unreal Tournament, use strafe aiming instead of moving your mouse, see how easy it is.

Originally posted by ༺Il Douche™:

Originally posted by Geech:

Strafe aiming is just keeping your mouse on the enemy, and if the soldier is focused on 1v1ing a scout then he's not gonna be as mobile as usual, easy fucking target.

I suck at aiming and even I could go on 50 killstreaks as Scout back in the day.

So basically you just swooce right in and steal a kill while someone's distracted fighting another player.
nice.

Holy shit the level of mental gymnastics you had to pull to come to this conclusion.

"It can't possibly be because Scout is easy to play... no, he just stole kills from hard working pyros!"

Get the fiblley dibbly DUCK over yourself, BUBBY.

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver | trade.tf:

Originally posted by PB&J Toasted Terror:

do you ever play soldier against competent players

no, i play against soldier as competent player

Judging by literally everything you have said ever, I refuse to believe that you yourself are competent, much less the people you play against.