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I wish for a pizza.

They do, but its just Gabens sex tape.

I wish I had Gabens sex tape.

Originally posted by Raddenson11:

I had a crush
I talked to her
Turns out she's probably lesbian
Fuck
My
Life

My only crush dated my sister for almost a year..

You never said good grammar, so you stat 2 talk like a stupid aussie

I wish that the next someone wishes for is uncorruptable.

Originally posted by Dusty Mobile:

Those that respect me.

Hey Dusty, glad you were accepted to the group.

Remember that scene in Boku no Pico where the dude rubs ice over the boys nipples while molesting him? That happens to you, but with Ice Cream.

I wish Spongebob got good again.

Your dick explodes from all the urine.

I wish for the ability to make wishes on my own accord.

You get an armed man with a Glock who beats you to death with it.

I wish for some good food.

I try to respect everyone to some degree nowadays. But some people who I have special admiration to are-
Wind Brahmin
Lt. Spider
Tizara
Wayward
Lew-Lew
Dyrozix
Stronkeldurr
Flippy
Evoxrus
And several artist, voice actors, animators, critics and musicians I follow.

The Neutral Aliens from Futurama.