kinda want darkness 2

http://i.imgur.com/5K2WWk5.gif

Why does the Spy smoke?
Because he's smokin' hot!

Totally not taken from Reddit

Uh, points for effort? Heheheh..

Originally posted by owenhole:

let me tell you a joke
i wake up every day
to throw my alarm against the wall and scream
i continue to wash myself thoroughly and dress myself
i eat a sandwich, because i dont like cereal
and decide to go outside and observe the world around me for a bit

but sooner than i expect myself to i retreat to my room
the room which i woke up in with hopes and dreams intact
a place where i could freely imagine a wonderful future
but now a personal space where i cry
a place where nobody will see me hate the world i live in

i am repulsed by everything but the screen in front of me
i cant tell what time it is, the blinds are closed
and my door is shut, no wonder im getting all sweaty
i feel the need to fill the void in my heart
so i bring up a page i found once upon a time

a pasta that i copied and a copied pasta i pasted

The OREO cookie is one of the most powerful, and secretive cookies in all the world. It could be called the Holy Grail of Oreo cookiecreme filling and cookie wholesomeness.
Almost 500 billion have been sold. In fact, if you were to stretch out all the OREOs ever sold, you could circle the globe with OREO cookies 341 times. But did any of these billions of people ever notice the hidden Knights Templar symbology etched into a Oreo cookie as they dipped their OREO's in milk; or licked off the white creamy filling from the Cross Pattee emblazoned cookies?
Let me tell you that I used to love OREO cookies when I was a little fat and ignorant kid growing up in Southern California during the 70's and 80's. However, I was never a creme licker who likes to lick all the creme off and then proceed to eat the cookie. I liked eating my OREO's all at once, and I used to love dipping them in my milk!
Now back to the symbology....
The current design of the OREO was formulated in 1952 by some secret cookie designer, that must have been affiliated with the Templars, or he just loved their symbology. You can see right above, the circle with the word “OREO” has a cross with a two-bar cross; this is known as the Cross of Lorraine which was carried by the Knights Templar into the Crusades. The Cross of Lorraine is part of the heraldic arms of Lorraine in eastern France. Between 1871 and 1918 (and again between 1940 and 1944), the northern third of Lorraine was annexed to Germany, along with Alsace. (Wikipedia)There are also exactly 12 Templar Cross Pattees in a circle, with also 12 dots and 12 dashes.
Was this all part of some secret cookie crusade?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKaRKLrCfKg&list=PLZmGqaZaq7uxTEdGzTXddKLy91CRWXfCs&index=115

AM GAE

Originally posted by Phyxia:

AM GAE

WE GOT A WINNER HERE!

Well, I have this one which I've heard from one of the games listed.

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!".

And another,

"Your mother's so fat, when she jumped into the air, she got stuck!".

A kid walks into school, oh wait, no, it's a gorilla enclosure.

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

A kid walks into school, oh wait, no, it's a gorilla enclosure.

he would probably shoot it up

Originally posted by Zachary🌙:

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

A kid walks into school, oh wait, no, it's a gorilla enclosure.

he would probably shoot it up

tfw your dad doesn't give you a gun to shoot up the school with.

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

A kid walks into school, oh wait, no, it's a gorilla enclosure.

http://i.imgur.com/b19c76V.jpg

Hmm, let me flip through my joke book.

What do you call a degenerate now a days?

Liberals!

Not good enough? Want another joke?

Game Theory.

I can keep going.

A feminist once went on a ambassatorship into the Amazon to help relations with a canabalistic tribe. Her group got killed, and she was the lone survivor. When she got back, she went to her blog to complain about people's cultural insensitivity. Instead of accepting death, the rest of the crew screamed and ran, not honoring the traditions of the amazon tribe.

The Undertale Meme Empire is objectively better than this group. First, there is more than one active thread, most of you can't even count that high! Secondly, we have more than 4 active members who do more than just spam Loli porn. I know that must blow your minuscule minds that people can actually come up with creative jokes. Also, our mods aren't retarded and don't ban over a nickname (Jesus Christ you guys are a joke). Lastly, our members aren't completely brain dead to think that making a single thread big by spamming it all day every day is any sort of accomplishment. So, after this I don't see how any of you heathens could stay here when there are much better options.

Originally posted by バンプ:

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

A kid walks into school, oh wait, no, it's a gorilla enclosure.

http://i.imgur.com/b19c76V.jpg

When Ana wasn't invented yet.

Okay, uh, I need better jokes.

Someone give me some material.