Crappypastas*

THIS ONE TIME I FOUND PAYDAY 2 AT A YARD SALE BUT IT WAS A WORN COPY SO I SWEAR IT SAID 'PAYDIE 2' AND WHEN I OPENED IT IT WAS UNMARKED AND A NOTE WAS TAPED TO THE INSIDE AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE PREVIOUS OWNER WHO SOLD ME IT BUT HAD -ACTUALLY DIED-?

I TURNED THE GAME ON AND COULDNT TURN IT OFF. BAIN TOLD ME WEIRD THINGS AND HIS VOICE BECAME MORE AND MORE STATIC AND BLOOD LEAKED OUT OF MY GUNS AND MASKS

I SHOT A COP AND HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD FLEW EVERYWHERE A CLOAKER DROPKICKED ME THROUGH MY TV. IM NOW DEAD.