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Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried
You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby"
If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying
2015: life is pointless you should kill yourself because everything that you and everything loved and or loved will die and decay and your lifeless body will just enrich the soil, everything you do will be forgotten as you will be,, the reasons to end it all outweigh the reasons not to by a lot, everything will die with you, ma, pa, your siblings, friends, partners, your very own children, pets, every memory you've had will be forgotten forever, but you'll say their are good things in life, no their isn't whatever, I'm sorry for the nasty comment but trust me ending it right now will save you from all the future heartbreaks and will save you from watching the world die before your very eyes and you might say something like "you won't live a next life dude" or "I should enjoy it while it lasts" or that "you'll go to hell if you do it" if their isnt a next life good, I don't want the suffering to repeat over and over again like the fucking twighlight zone, and what good is their? my wife cheated on me with 4 over men then she took custody of my fucking kids which might not even be mine to begin with, I've lost all my money, my house, and if their is a heaven and hell I'd rather go to hell because I wouldn't want to spend my time with the creator who put us all in his sick contraption
Heard that Zone 2 is also inactive as f.
Couple weeks later, i spend alot of time on the forum and realise there are more regs, Radiant, C14, Infu and a load of other people. More time passes and eventually i start to think about the forum plotline story thing i've been working on for ages. To write it, however, i wanted to know who was a forum regular and so i ask if there is a group for the regs, they tell me about the Shrekyl Project and i get invited and i can now find out whos a forum reg and who isn't.
The day after i get invited the group is shut down.
Some time passes and many people were perma'd or comm banned and i never hear from them again. I decide to make a group and eventually the cluster fuck known as M.T.W.T.F.S.S is born, a group of pure bullshit where everyone had admin privileges. Surprisingly, the group is quite active and alot of people use it. Quite a bit of time goes by and people get bored so we decide to shit post on some forums, at this time a legendary thread is made: "Pewdiepie should play Dota 2" which caused alot of shit.
This goes on for a week, the group is shut down, i get comm'd and all is quiet on the western front. UNTIL the 2nd ban wave strikes on the TF2 forums! Shit loads of people are perma'd and move to the first bastion of modern forum groups, IMMOTFWBAH. I get uncommed and invited to this group. Shits pretty cool for a while until the FRC are seen, a group of newbs, Professor A_PERSON observes the species until we think it's time we show ourselves to them. We hit off quite well and a few newbs move to our group, nothing too bad. UNTIL Admins Garnet and Radiant uprise against the usually inactive owner Malik, people leave the group and it becomes dead. IMMOTFWBAH Retirement home is made and thats pretty tame for its entire life until eventually flippy can't be arsed to run it and everyone moves to the Waterfall nest, that goes under and then Bone 2 and Forum Filth are left.
got perma banned on 12th of july
rip in kill
posted
joined other game forums
posted
became a tf2 forum regular
joined the FCU
FCU was shut down by a moderator investigation, everyone moved to Regs
posted in Regs for 7 more months
joined other forum groups such as forum filth
convinced many users to leave Regs, effectively killing the group
invited to join FRC
banned from Regs for no good reason
Regs becomes a small, inactive circlejerk
start posting in forum filth mainly