Codename cure: teamkilling is fun

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Half-Life 2: and tell Breen Fu-- -ou

that's one of my favorite lines from that game

Trove: CORGIES!!!!!!

Battleborn: Badassery.

Atlas Reactor: What's this button do?

Hero siege- grind for an hour getting epic relics, die to a lazer trap. Fool.

Stardew Valley :Git sum dat wizard drugs

Terraria: Giant dried up eye gives birth to smaller eyes.

Ultimate Arena: Hunger Games Host and

Robocraft: Almost no dick robots and shit rewarding system atm and fucking OP shotgun atm

Awesomenauts: AWESOMENAUTS

The Ship: Illegal non-sinking murderfest Titanic- No romance edition

Dungeon Of The Endless: We need more industry!

The Orion Project: Jurrassic Park Planet Of The Dinos

Originally posted by YieldingBusiness:

Fistful of Frags: PASS THE WHISKEY!
Toribash: You can take someone's arm off and beat them to death with it.

Pixel Piracy: Pirating games with your pirating crew, but except games, it's boats with people who can't even fucking throw their own shit.

March Of War: High Caliber Gun/Motar thing can't take down 4 people with poor-ass armor

RogueLands: Do a backflip roll in space while dodging giant fucking worms while swinging your Medival Lightsaber or Giant-Ass Cannon!

Magicite: How the fuck is craft?

Dig Or Die: Fuck.

Dont Starve: Or die, lose sanity, stay in the night, or touch anything that's not a rabbit, butterfly, or mole.

Alien Swarm: Sexually lays eggs in face

CSGO: 90% of bullets dissappear at 1 inch of shooting.

Emily Is Away: Buh etz nut ei phune

Overwatch: Like tf2 but with added waifu bait, and 3 different turret classes.

Endwar (Ds) You`re either nuking the enemies, or you`re getting nuked. I`ll translate it. You`re either playing the enforcer campaign or the Spetsnaz campagin.

HotS: nuke or be nuked.

Mirror's Edge: Kill a bunch of innocent cops to save your sister, who is also a cop.

Superhot: fun to literally smash people's faces

Any Lego game ever: FUCKING BRICKS!

Originally posted by Stake from Jate Farm:

Any Lego game ever: FUCKING BRICKS!

Half my video games are lego games

Geometry dash- User created content = paradise.