I accidentally shit my pants because this fucking bimbo was taking forever in the bathroom, I was waiting for 30 minutes.

That time I was on the john for 20 minutes with Diahera.

The one where it didn't come out and I had to go to the hospital.

Hitler would of liked this thread.

Originally posted by Erick:

Hitler would of liked this thread.

Took too much Psyllium fiber. The result was, in simple terms, a shit smoothie.

>eat entire x large domino pizza
>lactose intolerant
>forgot about the intolerant part
>feel fine, go to bed
> wake up in middle of the night
>cold sweats and my stomach is dying
>//ASSUALT WAVE INCOMING/// DEATH WISH////ASSUALT WAVE INCOMING//
>spend next 2 hours dying on toilet.

Originally posted by TPS Reiddonith krinkov pls:

>eat entire x large domino pizza
>lactose intolerant
>forgot about the intolerant part
>feel fine, go to bed
> wake up in middle of the night
>cold sweats and my stomach is dying
>//ASSUALT WAVE INCOMING/// DEATH WISH////ASSUALT WAVE INCOMING//
>spend next 2 hours dying on toilet.

For some reason for 1 week I couldn't have any diary.
Holy fuck I forgot about that when I was eating cereal.

>Midnight
>feels gases blitzkrieging my intestines
>wobbles over to bathroom
>tries to shit out a diamond laced, Rubiks Cube sized shit chunk
>screams Tie Fighter noises
>asshole walls attempt to pry open
>Hiroshima occurs again

Originally posted by TPS Reiddonith krinkov pls:

>eat entire x large domino pizza
>lactose intolerant
>forgot about the intolerant part
>feel fine, go to bed
> wake up in middle of the night
>cold sweats and my stomach is dying
>//ASSUALT WAVE INCOMING/// DEATH WISH////ASSUALT WAVE INCOMING//
>spend next 2 hours dying on toilet.

Originally posted by Veleno:

>Midnight
>feels gases blitzkrieging my intestines
>wobbles over to bathroom
>tries to shit out a diamond laced, Rubiks Cube sized shit chunk
>screams Tie Fighter noises
>asshole walls attempt to pry open
>Hiroshima occurs again

What is this? Tales From 4Chan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uusthNgksN8

Originally posted by SirDowner211:

Originally posted by TPS Reiddonith krinkov pls:

>eat entire x large domino pizza
>lactose intolerant
>forgot about the intolerant part
>feel fine, go to bed
> wake up in middle of the night
>cold sweats and my stomach is dying
>//ASSUALT WAVE INCOMING/// DEATH WISH////ASSUALT WAVE INCOMING//
>spend next 2 hours dying on toilet.

Originally posted by Veleno:

>Midnight
>feels gases blitzkrieging my intestines
>wobbles over to bathroom
>tries to shit out a diamond laced, Rubiks Cube sized shit chunk
>screams Tie Fighter noises
>asshole walls attempt to pry open
>Hiroshima occurs again

What is this? Tales From 4Chan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uusthNgksN8

Brendaniels has such a nice voice

Originally posted by TPS Reiddonith krinkov pls:

Originally posted by SirDowner211:

What is this? Tales From 4Chan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uusthNgksN8

Brendaniels has such a nice voice

BrenDaniel's voice is too sexy for me!

Getting constipated after eating a few bowls of ramen and a large bowl of ramen + various meats + spicy lettuce late at night. Then getting stuck on a car ride through the wilderness for four hours before FINALLY making it to a bathroom.

Originally posted by Wot Lewinbor:

Getting constipated after eating a few bowls of ramen and a large bowl of ramen + various meats + spicy lettuce late at night. Then getting stuck on a car ride through the wilderness for four hours before FINALLY making it to a bathroom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LeGDcdtOiI

Having to go to the hospital when I was a kid and having diarrhea at the same time.