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I don't get what's awkward about that interaction with your dad. No really, am I missing something or what

Originally posted by ★-Zachary-★:

*Walks Downstairs*

Dad: Want some food?
Zach: Sure

*It's a roast beef sandwitch*

Dad: Want some mayanoise on it?
Zach: Sure.
Dad: Spread your cheeks *opens the bun putting maynoise on it*

*Dad doesn't know Zach is bi.*

*Zach just awkwardly walks upstairs with the sandwitch*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkMZuK_ktVw

A few weeks ago, me and my mother were gonna go and buy groceries and stuff in a mall.
And she told me to wait outside, and there was this chair, so I sat on it.
I wait.
There's this crawler or whatever it's called, you put a coin in and you can like pick up toys from the inside. So there was this kid, he managed to get one. He started to yell ''I did it!'' over and over again, and it reminded me of a friend.
A friend of mine has a very autistic childhood, he told me that he used to run around the table yelling ''For the horde!'' like an autistic lil' shit, and it basically struck me. I felt awkward as hell and I think I blushed too.

I don't know why I did, but it just reminded me of that and it made me feel awkward.
It's not the most awkward thing, but it's the one of the few that I remember.

Being caught watching RWBY by my brother (for context, I generally stay away from anime).

Originally posted by G_lad #TeamHeavy:

Originally posted by ★-Zachary-★:

*Walks Downstairs*

Dad: Want some food?
Zach: Sure

*It's a roast beef sandwitch*

Dad: Want some mayanoise on it?
Zach: Sure.
Dad: Spread your cheeks *opens the bun putting maynoise on it*

*Dad doesn't know Zach is bi.*

*Zach just awkwardly walks upstairs with the sandwitch*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkMZuK_ktVw

NO

Originally posted by ★-Zachary-★:

Originally posted by G_lad #TeamHeavy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkMZuK_ktVw

NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BOIZMVVLBE

Was doing funny faces in front of my bathroom mirror, when my sister enters. I was compeltely embarrased.

I may have said something homophobic as a sarcastic joke to some gay friends of mine




My sarcastic tone wasn't authentic enough, let's say

Originally posted by Le-Win:

I may have said something homophobic as a sarcastic joke to some gay friends of mine




My sarcastic tone wasn't authentic enough, let's say

Owh.

6-13. A huge awkward fest.

not being able to communicate with an elderly chinese woman while we both try to use the same bathroom

Around I started watching Anime, my dad walked in, and asked what I was doing, and remember gingerly saying "watching anime..."
He just gave me this look,
And then walked out

Originally posted by Jiniko:

Originally posted by Le-Win:

I may have said something homophobic as a sarcastic joke to some gay friends of mine




My sarcastic tone wasn't authentic enough, let's say

Owh.

yeh