A robotic clone of Cthulhu, Robo-Cthulhu, if you will, built thirty stories tall, piloted by a mentally unstable teenager, and designed to wipe cities off the map.

A metalic being of equal size. One of pure malice, that could only be created by a being comprised cheiftly of evil.

The Mecha-Jew.

Capable of shooting shackles designed to return after a certain distance from its enourmous nose, and gifted with a bladed yamaka, it's purpose is to destroy all the goys in the world.

These Titans of Titanium engage in armed combat amongst the denizens of Chicago. Who shall reign victorious?

Coming this summer: Robo-Cthulhu vs Mecha-Jew.

Directed by Michael Bay and Joel Shomaucher.