I suck at math.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Me from middle school to high school.

I'm ok with myself.

With pleasure. You see, unlike our clearly whipped, beta friend over here, I know of the joys other animals can bring us. You see, when I said "boring and lazy," I wasn't strictly talking about our female counterpart's personalities. Although I guess that would be kind of true in the case of some livelier species, I was referring precisely about the muscles that make up the vagina of these "mere beasts." Let's choose the dolphin for now. I assume you've heard of the dolphin rape caves, correct? Packs of young males, seeking out anything they can find, purely to rape them with their strong, prehensile penises. What most fearmongers won't tell you is that the dolphin vagina is equally strong. They're able to pleasure you better than any single woman could, even if she involved her hands! The female dolphin has complete control over their vagina (imagine having as much control of your anus as you do your face), able to mesmerically rub your dick in any way possible. What's even better, being such an intelligent species as they are, the dolphin will actually try to time their climaxes with your own, they're just that careful with you. You're considered on equal grounds with this female when it's a dolphin, having one mount and pleasure you is an achievement on its own. Fleshlight technology, unfortunately, doesn't have shit on the dolphin yet.

The last time I tried to actually be social, I sent myself into a crippling depression.

Every friend i get to know sooner or later starts to hate me because i'm extremely akward and can't initiate conversations.

Whenever I look at a cute puppy or meet a nice, friendly person, I remind myself that they will die one day.

I didn't pick up trash at the beach

Find this edgy if you will, but it's a true story.

First day at school.
Last lesson.
My teacher tells me that I look like I could use more sleep.
I tell her that I'm okay.
I won't tell people that I'm just tired of their shit, right?

I'm fat

I react painfully slow in groups and do a bunch of "uuuhh."

Then again, I barely do any work since I'm not exactly seen as reliable, so easy As.

Originally posted by Erick:

I do a bunch of "uuuhh."

If you hate awkward moments and can't role with that every time I start conversations then you'll hate me more than you do already.






Ha...

Early Freshman year.