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It can only do one type.
I've chosen keks.
It is.
Idiocratic republic
the D.P.C. of North Korea
The Doge Confederation: Capatalist Paradise
"The song name is Darude - Sandstorm"
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedom: Excellent
The Confederacy of The Doge Confederation is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Doge Confederationians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.
The thriving Doge Confederationian economy, worth 309 billion keks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,803 keks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,765 per year while the poor average 12,606, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.
Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Doge Confederation's national animal is the Frog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
The Doge Confederation is ranked 86,236th in the world and 7,153rd in The East Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43.68 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
I kinda fucked up a bit.
I'm sorry, but it's in Europe.
The Dank Reich
Oh, and we now have racist television.