pinch myself

eat it all

Go back to sleep.

1. Queue the appropriate music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhchfhxvPKI
   
2. Eat candy.
   
3. Play this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8c9TMhbdU
   
4. ???
   
5. Profit.

Say goodbye to my glucose levels and teeth.

Pyro woke up. His rainblower was covered in caramel candy, and his bed was made of heavily toasted marshmallows. MMPHing softly, he gently rolled out of bed and pushed a flying heavy baby out of the way with his rainblower. Pyro used his butter knife to unlock the door, and made sure to water the licorice plants with lots of sugar water before he left. MMPHing happily, he greeted his gingerbread friends with showers of icing and made sure to smooth out the icing with his oversized butter knife. As the saccarhine sun set over the sugary sea, Pyro's friends all lay down around him, enjoying the endless stream of sugar water he was pouring all over their faces.

Pyro woke up. His flamethrower was covered in a generous layer of caked blood, and his bed was made of burnt corpses. MMPHing loudly, he airblasted the corpses away and suprised a heavy who had the misfortune of happening upon this fiery demon of death with a searing spray of flames. He bashed open the door with his axe, and made sure to set afire the bloodstained house with his flamethrower before he left. Screaming into his gas mask, he unleashed a stream of pure heat over the enemy team and then brutally butchered their flaming corpses. As he watched the ashes of his arson rain over the land, he stood over the still flaming corpses of his enemies, spraying flames into their charred remains.

Originally posted by dino_inc:

Pyro woke up. His rainblower was covered in caramel candy, and his bed was made of heavily toasted marshmallows. MMPHing softly, he gently rolled out of bed and pushed a flying heavy baby out of the way with his rainblower. Pyro used his butter knife to unlock the door, and made sure to water the licorice plants with lots of sugar water before he left. MMPHing happily, he greeted his gingerbread friends with showers of icing and made sure to smooth out the icing with his oversized butter knife. As the saccarhine sun set over the sugary sea, Pyro's friends all lay down around him, enjoying the endless stream of sugar water he was pouring all over their faces.

Pyro woke up. His flamethrower was covered in a generous layer of caked blood, and his bed was made of burnt corpses. MMPHing loudly, he airblasted the corpses away and suprised a heavy who had the misfortune of happening upon this fiery demon of death with a searing spray of flames. He bashed open the door with his axe, and made sure to set afire the bloodstained house with his flamethrower before he left. Screaming into his gas mask, he unleashed a stream of pure heat over the enemy team and then brutally butchered their flaming corpses. As he watched the ashes of his arson rain over the land, he stood over the still flaming corpses of his enemies, spraying flames into their charred remains.

Nice.