I'd rather not.
And I can't really say which of the ones I remember are the weirdest.

I woke up in the middle of the night
Turned on my laptop
Opened steam and logged on

But an error happened

"User profile not found"


I woke up screaming

I shot and killed Scooby Doo with an SMG.

I had dream where everything was black for 9 hours, and then i woke up. The end.

Originally posted by Bleue Gaufres:

I had dream where everything was black for 9 hours, and then i woke up. The end.

Yeah, I also remember dreams where everything is black, and where I can keep track of time.

I was in an Ikea elevator going up and down repeatedly extremely fast

Originally posted by ApertureFestive:

I was in an Ikea elevator going up and down repeatedly extremely fast

Oh god

I once experienced an odd dream where I was falling from the sky, above what appears to be a city. It was rather difficult to move, the sky & the landscape were in a light shade of green, accompanied by strong gusts of wind. It was a rather brief dream, actually, if memory serves.

i was going to get into a fight with gang members, and i suddently screamed "FUS RO DAH!", and it worked.
I should stop being a skyrim addict and play the game itself for once.

So like, I was on a roller coaster, but the workers didn't secure me in, so I almost flew out of my seat when it went downhill, but I held onto the safety bars, but my arms became 50 feet long and my mom drove me to a hospital, but then people started to shoot us so my mom made me climb on top of our car and jump to an ambulance and kick out some kid either cancer so I could be in the stretcher.

I was on mars