Farm your clown awards elsewhere.

Originally posted by Runkel:

Farm your clown awards elsewhere.

if you have reading comprehension of a 3rd grader, you might see this as a lighthearted joke. but i know i expected too high from you

Originally posted by Mexa:

there should be raffles for 1 steam account every year to get whitelisted from vac, might make gaben immortal for sacrificing 1 vac ban

Originally posted by Mexa:

Originally posted by Runkel:

Farm your clown awards elsewhere.

if you have reading comprehension of a 3rd grader, you might see this as a lighthearted joke. but i know i expected too high from you

coming from someone who didn't do the very basic of doing a simple research regarding bans, you could have even did a simple search on community forums, and guess what, you are not the first person who brings such an idea up, which means you would have a seen a few threads regarding your idea, and people keep giving you the same information over and over.

Temporary bans was tried when VAC was still new, and it failed, so your 1884 day old vacban is permanent.

Nope, that’s not possible because it would be disrespectful to others. You used cheats, so it’s your responsibility, right?
Your 1884 day old vacban is permanent, amd permanent means forever.

Originally posted by Mexa:

Originally posted by Runkel:

Farm your clown awards elsewhere.

if you have reading comprehension of a 3rd grader, you might see this as a lighthearted joke. but i know i expected too high from you

The lack of reading comprehension would be from you, because apparently you didn't know that VAC bans used to be temporary. People kept cheating, so Valve had to make them permanent. Valve gave people second chances and they returned that favor by continuing to cheat.


Valve started working on a "long-term solution" for cheating in 2001. VAC's initial release was with Counter-Strike in 2002. During this initial release, the system only banned players for 24 hours. The duration of the ban was increased over time; players were banned for 1 year and 5 years, until VAC2 was released in 2005, when any new bans became permanent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valve_Anti-Cheat

Temporary VAC bans were tried. People kept cheating.

Valve was lenient and gave people second chances. Valve stopped being lenient and cheaters were the reason.

Also, if this was supposed to be a joke it wasn't a very funny one so all I see is someone spamming this forum with nonsense topics.

Nope not happening

Originally posted by Mexa:

there should be raffles for 1 steam account every year to get whitelisted from vac, might make gaben immortal for sacrificing 1 vac ban

Your fellow cheaters already proved to Valve the bans need to remain permanent.

You want Amnesty?
Spacewar (for pirating Steam games) 338 hrs on record
last played on 5 Oct

Your account should be closed

Bro out there really thinking that it's a good idea to ask for "amnesty" when he's been stealing from steam for almost 340 hours..

The jokes truly write themselves sometimes..

In order for it to be funny there'd need to be some kind of exaggeration. Some visual that'd get a chuckle or at least a smile even if it's only wry. I don't see a joke here. No allusion to the stations of the cross, or Thanksgiving dinner getting let off. At no point in your post did you even come close to telling an actual joke.

How about this - a "VAC unban wave".

As if "ban wave" doesn't have multiple and wrong definitions already, how about we employ a system that unbans random Steam users instead?

Sounds like an equally bad joke but this user wasn't joking around:

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/discussions/forum/9/597412591711799202/

Now that's funny.

Originally posted by C²C^Guyver |NZB|:

Originally posted by Mexa:

if you have reading comprehension of a 3rd grader, you might see this as a lighthearted joke. but i know i expected too high from you

The lack of reading comprehension would be from you, because apparently you didn't know that VAC bans used to be temporary. People kept cheating, so Valve had to make them permanent. Valve gave people second chances and they returned that favor by continuing to cheat.


Valve started working on a "long-term solution" for cheating in 2001. VAC's initial release was with Counter-Strike in 2002. During this initial release, the system only banned players for 24 hours. The duration of the ban was increased over time; players were banned for 1 year and 5 years, until VAC2 was released in 2005, when any new bans became permanent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valve_Anti-Cheat

Temporary VAC bans were tried. People kept cheating.

Valve was lenient and gave people second chances. Valve stopped being lenient and cheaters were the reason.

dont take it seriously really made this thread expecting people to follow up with jokes then i remembered its full of people who are sick vac remover beggers, i accept people explaining detailed history and such, actually appreciate it.

oh well since people are taking it that seriously and even seems mad, i'll take this joke somewhere else

Originally posted by Dodece:

In order for it to be funny there'd need to be some kind of exaggeration. Some visual that'd get a chuckle or at least a smile even if it's only wry. I don't see a joke here. No allusion to the stations of the cross, or Thanksgiving dinner getting let off. At no point in your post did you even come close to telling an actual joke.

gaben gets immortal??? good to know that many people seems to need caps, disclaimer, and even *points to the joke* to notice it. i'll take it somewhere else then

Originally posted by ༺Bloody༽☨༼Moon༻:

You want Amnesty?
Spacewar (for pirating Steam games) 338 hrs on record
last played on 5 Oct

Your account should be closed

i see you have no friends who are struggling? we are from 3rd world country and most of my friends cant pay for a game without sacrificing their weekly food money. not surprised from someone with a name ༺Bloody༽☨༼Moon༻ lmao