"! got up this morning and thought, ' how can I waste my time,' how can I just be a someone who is not going to make the earth move...."

Your first mistake was getting up :p

I had to get up; a vampire was suckin' on my neck and I was looking a bit pale...also I wanted my cornflakes (with ice cold milk) to get me sort of, motivated....:)

A spend a lot of time thinking about nuts.

i woke up and immediently thought " ♥♥♥♥ im awake" i started to stare at the ceiling when it shifted from a square to a triangle and pictures started to form on it....i freaked and came posted about it after going outside and letting out my battle chicken and ranger quines

I woke up this morning. dumdumdumdumdum. tryin' sing da blues. dumdumdumdumdumdum. most stereotypical thing ever. dumdumdumdumdumdum. but hey, what's new?

Too many people are waking up this morning, we don't want to know that...nuts nuts nuts and more friggin' nuts is what we want.
Coconuts for instance are big nuts, some guys have coconuts, some guys have peanuts and some have got the run of the mill walnuts, You can always tell the guys with the coconuts...they walk like they have just got down off a horse. Peanuts walk with clenched buttocks and walnuts...well, they tend to stroll.
I used to have a girlfriend who was a bit nuttish...she reminded me of an almond nut, hard on the outside and even harder to get into...a conversation with. :)
Chestnuts are not what the name implies, they are nuts that come out to play at Christmas; you stick 'em on a shovel and roast 'em over the fire...for each 5 you stick on the shovel, 4 explode and 1 you get to eat.
Peanuts are nuts...get this, "they grow in the ground," they don't even know where they should hang about...never trust a peanut; especially a roasted toasted peanut, as these are pretending to be something they are not.
I once lived next door to a peanut; well, a peanut family actually, Daddy peanut, Mommy peanut and two baby peanuts...my life was hell ;as daddy peanut was prone to drink more than he was capable of handling. Mommy peanut was for ever banging on my door, with her two baby peanuts in her shell, asking for sanctuary...I just ate them.
Come on now, you must know some nut who is worth telling us a tale about...please be stupid and crazy, make a fool of yourself, like me and many other non conformists; many, who don't even know what that means. It is sensible to be a stupid nutter, as nothing really bothers you then.
Here are some questions to ponder: 1) When was the last walnut sentenced to death in the UK?.
2) Are we letting too many cashew nuts into the country, destroying jobs for our local hazel nut population?. 3) Can we afford the proposed walnut expedition to Mars?. 4) Do we need more nuts in government, or are there enough already.? 5) The racist nut; how do we crack this problem.?

i am the master of all the watermelons
!; 2012, i being the very walnut. Only you can stop this meaningless slaughter people.
Q:cashew nuts are unhappy because we refuse to feed them, give them ham, show them love, then the pillowcasas will no longer revolt.
mars bar:of course not, not after the peanut reffirmation.
75: crack them till they see the light
And lastly i have to say: why ponder the virtues of a banana, when the great pistachio will enlighten us all?

HeH. I'm a tryhard nut. I tryhard to do stuff then I'm like "why tryhard" and get too lazy.

http://youtu.be/fLexgOxsZu0

or

http://youtu.be/dULOjT9GYdQ

That video is me DAM', only I'm a bit older...see my avatar for a true likeness.
Be mad, be happy, be a friggin' nightmare for your children, dribble in company, fart at the table and always smile...be a nut.

is that Leanord Neimoy?..and i just thought that i saw a dragon in the back yard....but just the neibors cow escaped and my battle chickens were using their catupalts to fend it off (it is a epic battle)

I pity your table. What did it ever do you to?

Well the post is about nuts, but yes; my table gave me aggro on one occasion and nuts were involved. I had just finished being nice to my table; I had waxed it and polished it to a high sheen and sort of pampered it; by putting a couple of nice dolly's on it and a really nice vase full of poppies (ok, I did not know they were opium poppies officer). Anyway, I also put a bowl of mixed nuts down on one of the dolly's (not wanting to mar the shiny surface) and went into my kitchen to get the nutcrackers...when I got back to the table, the bowl of nuts had been scattered all over the floor and the bowl was hiding behind one of the cushions on my settee. Can you explain this strange happening, hmm, neither can I.
I have a lady friend who comes to visit me when she is feeling randy (that is not really part of this little story, but I thought I would mention it) what she also is - apart from being a randy little so and so - is a medium, who senses spirits and stuff like that and she said my table was possessed. I said that I possessed it and she explained that that was not the kind of possession she was referring to. Well, shiver me timbers, I was nuttyfied when she told me that the table needed to be exorcised. I never knew solid oak could have an inner self...I was a bit inclined to dispute her claims; as I know she charges a lot of money, to rid these pesky little possessed thingy's. I was in luck though, as she was feeling sort of romantic, so I got a freebie...for services rendered.
What do you think? Was she taking me for a total nut, or was she really the real thing?.