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Yes when the Pilgrims got to the Americas, the Indians were, already there...but the OP never asked that.
After settling in a bit, the Pilgrims started looking round for goodies to eat; as a celebration to their safe arrival. A couple of the native Indians had been standing around, watching the strangely dressed pale skins light a fire and hang a big cooking pot above it.
Two of the pale skin men then went off into the forest; they were both carrying funny looking sticks and the Indians smiled; knowing the pale skins were not going to kill much game with them. A while later, there was two big bangs, making the Indians jump and look around in panic, but seeing the pale skin Squaws and children were not concerned, they settled down.
The two men returned from the forest carrying two large birds, almost as big as Swans and commenced to pluck them.
One of the Indians spoke to the men plucking the big birds...pointing at the said birds.
"What did he fookin' say?" one asked with a Lancashire accent..."I'm fooked if I know," was the answer, also in a Lancashire accent. "Probably telling us the name of these birds," said the first Lancashire laddie. "Hmm, well I know what I am going to fookin' call them," said the second Lancashire laddie. "What?," said the first. "I'm going to call them Turkeys; cos' with them scrawny necks they remind me of my mother-in-law, who comes from Turkey and has spent too much time in the sun." The Pilgrims later (after learning some of the Indian lingo) found out that the name for the Turkeys was, "Heap big bird," they thought that was fookin' stupid, so kept the name of Turkeys.
So the Pilgrims came just before the Turkeys and after the "Heap big birds."
No they were not Turkish Pilgrims...pillock...they were from Lancashire and were travelling with a Scotsman by the name of Hamish McGee...he came from the Gorbals in Glasgow and was prone to kicking in the heads of folk, when he had been at the whisky. One of the Lancashire laddies was married to a Turkish girl...hence the mother in law with the scawny f***k*n neck.
Read the post and you should get the message :)
Anyway Heap big bird did not die out because of the Turkey, Heap big bird can still be seen in Sesame Street.
The Indians were a bit pissed off with the Pilgrims because they wore clogs and they didn't have any; so to show that they were disgruntled, they started scalping the pilgrims and attacking the Pilgrims covered wagons, that they traversed the west in.
The rest is history, known as "cowboys and ♥♥♥♥♥♥."
Does it look as if I have put any research into this garbled rubbish?.