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Frightman 29 Oct, 2012 @ 4:08am
What is the Funniest Joke You Know?
Good day!

I am bored and tired, so tell me your funniest jokes!

Moose Hunting

George was out hunting when the moose of his dreams showed up in the woods. George aimes and fires. After the bang the moose was suddenly gone. George scratches his head... Suddenly someone knocks on his back and the moose says with a threatening voice:

- Now strum up your pants and put up your ass, for now I'll turn on you, otherwise you're dead...

Ten minutes later staggers George down to a village and to its weapon store.

- Give me the best machine gun you have for now I shall shoot!

The very next day George sits waiting for the moose to show up and it does not take long until he sees it. George aimes and fires until he is out of bullets... The smoke is gone and so is the moose. Then, someone knocks on his back and there he is again. He bends his neck and hisses:

- You know what's comming, f*cking hunter.

A painful moment later, George drags himself down from the mountain and stands soon in the weapon store again...

Early at dawn the next day he gets the moose in his aim, but now in the aim of his self-seeking missle-granade-I-don't-know-WTF-weapon that he fires with an deafening blast...

Several minutes later when the smoke sets he sees that the moose is gone. George starts realising that he defeated the king of the forest. Then he hears a voice behind him:

- You're not here for the hunt, eh?

Give us your best jokes!
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Tusken GA 29 Oct, 2012 @ 5:26am 
Environmental activism.
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Tusken GA 29 Oct, 2012 @ 5:28am 
Fascinating. I hadn't even read your post when I posted but somehow my post actually applies to yours.

Crazy.
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Frightman 29 Oct, 2012 @ 5:29am 
Some things are crazy.
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yeehaw :-^) 29 Oct, 2012 @ 7:16am 
Originally posted by Tuskan GA:
Environmental activism.
LOL
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The Other 1 30 Oct, 2012 @ 8:41pm 
why did the sloth cross the road?

to freaking slaughter your entire freaking family.
#5
DarkCrystalMethod 30 Oct, 2012 @ 9:45pm 
I once killed an elephant in my pajamas...
...how he got into my pajamas I'll never know...
-Groucho Marx
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Cornflakes 31 Oct, 2012 @ 12:46am 
"Studying" is a contraction of "Student dying".
...

Unfortunately all my best jokes are dirty jokes, and the ones that are tame enough for these forums aren't that great.
Last edited by Cornflakes; 31 Oct, 2012 @ 12:46am
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my dude 31 Oct, 2012 @ 1:34am 
Roses are red, violets are blue.
SNL sucks, and so do you.
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Frightman 31 Oct, 2012 @ 4:26am 
Good ones! I will "borrow" some of them...

;D
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PentaPenta 31 Oct, 2012 @ 8:25am 
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo. But don't worry, I'll be there to. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
#10
Curtis@HeroesofTalon 31 Oct, 2012 @ 10:36am 
A man walks into a butchers and the butcher says, "If you can reach the meat on the top shelf, I'll give you £100", the man says "No", the butcher asks why, the man replies "The steaks are too high."
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Staryn 31 Oct, 2012 @ 7:17pm 
Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! -Ernest Scribbler
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Frightman 1 Nov, 2012 @ 3:28am 
Originally posted by Jackc16:
Roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry so show me your tits!
Hell no! You'll might die...
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Sock Goblin 1 Nov, 2012 @ 1:20pm 
Liberalism
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76561198074690755 1 Nov, 2012 @ 10:16pm 
Originally posted by steventheslayer:
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo. But don't worry, I'll be there to. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
lol thats amazing
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