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albomp 20 Oct, 2012 @ 2:43am
Question...
If you could have 1 million dollars or a friend.... What would be the first thing you would buy?
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sex changes for all my friends against their will, then i can have a harem.
yote 20 Oct, 2012 @ 3:03am 
I'd buy a million 1 dollar cheeseburgers
Lunacinda 20 Oct, 2012 @ 3:54am 
You can buy friends?
albomp 20 Oct, 2012 @ 3:55am 
Originally posted by Vampyre:
You can buy friends?
Yes, try it. It worked out great for me.
Lunacinda 20 Oct, 2012 @ 4:04am 
Originally posted by Hutcho Mucho Man!:
Originally posted by Vampyre:
You can buy friends?
Yes, try it. It worked out great for me.
Darn, I've wasted so much time doing it the old fashioned way :o
albomp 20 Oct, 2012 @ 4:05am 
Originally posted by Vampyre:
Originally posted by Hutcho Mucho Man!:
Originally posted by Vampyre:
You can buy friends?
Yes, try it. It worked out great for me.
Darn, I've wasted so much time doing it the old fashioned way :o
Man, have you been doing it wrong. Special summer sail! They come with cup holders.
yote 20 Oct, 2012 @ 4:30am 
Originally posted by Hutcho Mucho Man!:
Originally posted by Vampyre:
Originally posted by Hutcho Mucho Man!:
Originally posted by Vampyre:
You can buy friends?
Yes, try it. It worked out great for me.
Darn, I've wasted so much time doing it the old fashioned way :o
Man, have you been doing it wrong. Special summer sail! They come with cup holders.

Don't you mean hands.
albomp 20 Oct, 2012 @ 4:46am 
Originally posted by blank.:
Originally posted by Hutcho Mucho Man!:
Originally posted by Vampyre:
Originally posted by Hutcho Mucho Man!:
Originally posted by Vampyre:
You can buy friends?
Yes, try it. It worked out great for me.
Darn, I've wasted so much time doing it the old fashioned way :o
Man, have you been doing it wrong. Special summer sail! They come with cup holders.

Don't you mean hands.
No, although you can also get that as an attachment too. If you want...
Last edited by albomp; 20 Oct, 2012 @ 4:46am
skiddlywibble 20 Oct, 2012 @ 7:32am 
Originally posted by Sasha Nyne:
sex changes for all my friends against their will, then i can have a harem.
Why don't you just buy a harem? That way none of your love-slaves will utterly hate and resent you.

Well, more than they would anyway.

I'd buy a hat, for starters.
Last edited by skiddlywibble; 20 Oct, 2012 @ 7:33am
DarkCrystalMethod 20 Oct, 2012 @ 10:44am 
I'd first buy a good tax attorney, to figure out how much of I can keep. Then I'd buy a good financial advisor and invest in something that is not as volatile as the stock market and won't depreciate in value (even if it stays the same, thats good enough especially in this economy). And after several years, maybe I'd buy a small hot dog stand.
DarkCrystalMethod 20 Oct, 2012 @ 10:47am 
Just noticed the "or a friend" part. Friends would be very nice to have. Bonus if they each had the 1 million dollars.
AER0 20 Oct, 2012 @ 10:55am 
id buy Australia and name it Jamestopia and become a modern Hitler.
no id be vvorse :D
Wereworm 20 Oct, 2012 @ 10:58am 
an assasin to kill everyone i don't like
Lunacinda 20 Oct, 2012 @ 11:04am 
Originally posted by michael.pollard:
an assasin to kill everyone i don't like
Mister 47?
PentaPenta 20 Oct, 2012 @ 12:42pm 
I like how the OP's hidden assumption.
Originally posted by Hutcho Mucho Man!:
If you could have 1 million dollars or a friend.... What would be the first thing you would buy?
As if no one would choose a freind over a $1,000,000.
It's easy to say "I could buy friends with that." but I wouldn't trade ANY of my friends for a mil, and if you would, you're probably not a good enough friend.
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