My plan is basicly going to Cannada where zombies can't survive for the cold.
Getting there is easy for me, as I live near the border, and can drive there quickly

Get a 'choppa'
Get gas for the 'choppa'
Find an Island
Built stuff and gather food suplies
Make more food suplies and stuff
Get weapons and stuff
And more stuff.

Wake up couse its a dream

i play left 4 dead, with my penis out *dances to mexican music* PENIS JOKE! *raywilliamjohnson refrence*

I would get treadmills, about 20 of them and put it around my house and then see zombies falling to their doom, and a NOKIA phone. (the old one and hopefully you know what a NOKIA can do)

There is no hope for me. I would sleep through all of the warnings of outbreak and wake up right in the middle of hell only to find that I am four stories up on a college campus with hundreds upon hundreds of my zombified classmates. Of course, being on campus, I am unarmed. I am not in fit, physical condition so I can't just outrun them. I don't have a lot of strength, so I can't force my way through until I can get my hands on a weapon; and even then, I have no training. I also cannot drive as I have yet to attain a lisence. I have yet to even attempt to drive a car, for that matter. If I were in Kansas, I'd give it a shot, but I'm in the mountains. Something about driving down the mountain with no experience whatsoever just reeks of chaos and destruction. So my plan is going to be hope that the door holds up and zombies won't find me until I die of starvation.

Originally posted by The Insufferable Jonathan Adams:

There is no hope for me. I would sleep through all of the warnings of outbreak and wake up right in the middle of hell only to find that I am four stories up on a college campus with hundreds upon hundreds of my zombified classmates. Of course, being on campus, I am unarmed. I am not in fit, physical condition so I can't just outrun them. I don't have a lot of strength, so I can't force my way through until I can get my hands on a weapon; and even then, I have no training. I also cannot drive as I have yet to attain a lisence. I have yet to even attempt to drive a car, for that matter. If I were in Kansas, I'd give it a shot, but I'm in the mountains. Something about driving down the mountain with no experience whatsoever just reeks of chaos and destruction. So my plan is going to be hope that the door holds up and zombies won't find me until I die of starvation.

Come on, you don't even TRY to escape? You know, grab something big and sharp and maybe try to sneak past the zombies? You said you live several stories up, try climbing out the window, down a fire escape for something. Get into the Janitor's office, search for the keys to his truck he probably left behind, and gather some food from the cafeteria, stuff like energy bars. Make sure to bring some water as well. Also, bring a blanket and an extra pair of clothes. Try to sneak into the truck (make sure it has gas) and drive AWAY from that hellhole. Cars are easier to drive than one might think. Once you are far away, try to find a home depot or some other such hardware store. Get inside, once again trying to avoid zombies, and grab some plywood, a heavy hammer, and some gorilla glue. Get the truck in a safe location, like a garage, nail two thick boards, but ones that aren't too wide, over each window on the truck, including the windshield. Make sure you can still see. Then try and find a liquor store on the edge of town, because they almost always have windows and doors reinforced with ironwork. If there are zombies inside, which is unlikely, (who goes to their place of work when the world is going to hell and you want to be with your family?) do NOT kill them inside, or even attempt to- lure them out and kill them in the parking lot one by one. Make sure you are covering your face with something, even if it's cloth ripped from your shirt. If there are fences surrounding the lot, close them, but park your truck (lock it) get inside and stay there while you try to think of how to survive in the long run. Stay away from all survivors (unless they are single women or children) and do not join a group. Don't even bring your friends if you can help it- they will either go crazy from the pressure, decide it's beneficial to kill you, steal from you, or they will die and you will have emotional baggage. Good luck!

What is with you guys and zombies?

We have erections for them.

I don't and can't have erections for zombies, I just like to shoot the sh*t out of them.

Originally posted by Urdnot Shepard:

What is with you guys and zombies?

It's a power fantasy involving a fresh start in a world where today's rules and laws no longer apply. It's a revenge fantasy where everyone they hate dies horribly, while they, being the cunning, resourceful, and intelligent paragons of humanity that they are, can persist and be leaders who make a difference in a new world. It's an exercise in rethinking their station in life, and nuturing a secret hope that the cruel and uncaring world we currently inhabit will come to an end. It's a way to justify violence, and embark on fantasies of axe-swinging, gun toting heroics.

It's a way for nerds to pretend they have power in their lives, that they can no longer be trapped in their little lives, forced to do little things. Beyond that, it's also a way to cope with the reality of our of mortality.

Originally posted by Cornflakes:

Originally posted by Urdnot Shepard:

What is with you guys and zombies?

It's a power fantasy involving a fresh start in a world where today's rules and laws no longer apply. It's a revenge fantasy where everyone they hate dies horribly, while they, being the cunning, resourceful, and intelligent paragons of humanity that they are, can persist and be leaders who make a difference in a new world. It's an exercise in rethinking their station in life, and nuturing a secret hope that the cruel and uncaring world we currently inhabit will come to an end. It's a way to justify violence, and embark on fantasies of axe-swinging, gun toting heroics.

It's a way for nerds to pretend they have power in their lives, that they can no longer be trapped in their little lives, forced to do little things. Beyond that, it's also a way to cope with the reality of our of mortality.

tl;dr

Originally posted by alexv98:

My plan is basicly going to Cannada where zombies can't survive for the cold.
Getting there is easy for me, as I live near the border, and can drive there quickly

The cold won't kill them.
The voice of Justin Bieber will.

Yeah, I dont understand this "The cold will kill them." or "The cold will freeze them solid!".

Movement creates friction and purely on its own impairs freezing. Friction creates heat which further impairs freezing. The muscles which cause movement, also generate heat as they operate.

I dont know if you have noticed, but the cold doesnt freeze people solid, it kills you by organ damage. Your corpse only freezes because you stop moving.

And we all know zombies don't need any organs.

Except their brain, which without they will cease to exist.