UPS: We broke it.
FedEx: UPS took it from us. (See:http://gizmodo.com/5970421/ups-guy-steals-an-ipad-mini-that-fedex-had-just-delivered)
USPS: We don't have the budget to deliver it.
Other: What package? We deliver pizzas, not packages.

Originally posted by Spawn of Totoro:

UPS: We broke it.
FedEx: UPS took it from us. (See:http://gizmodo.com/5970421/ups-guy-steals-an-ipad-mini-that-fedex-had-just-delivered)
USPS: We don't have the budget to deliver it.
Other: What package? We deliver pizzas, not packages.

gave me a good giggle there

Originally posted by Negative_N:

Originally posted by Spawn of Totoro:

UPS: We broke it.
FedEx: UPS took it from us. (See:http://gizmodo.com/5970421/ups-guy-steals-an-ipad-mini-that-fedex-had-just-delivered)
USPS: We don't have the budget to deliver it.
Other: What package? We deliver pizzas, not packages.

gave me a good giggle there

my guess is that Obama stole it, for no other reason than that he is an evil socialist, and stealing your package is part of his plan to destroy all the guns in america with his army of baby killing abortion supporting secret muslims

Originally posted by Negative_N:

Originally posted by Spawn of Totoro:

UPS: We broke it.
FedEx: UPS took it from us. (See:http://gizmodo.com/5970421/ups-guy-steals-an-ipad-mini-that-fedex-had-just-delivered)
USPS: We don't have the budget to deliver it.
Other: What package? We deliver pizzas, not packages.

gave me a good giggle there

You're not allowed to giggle Negative. Go watch an emo song to get the tone right.

Originally posted by Tuskan GA:

Originally posted by Negative_N:

Originally posted by Spawn of Totoro:

UPS: We broke it.
FedEx: UPS took it from us. (See:http://gizmodo.com/5970421/ups-guy-steals-an-ipad-mini-that-fedex-had-just-delivered)
USPS: We don't have the budget to deliver it.
Other: What package? We deliver pizzas, not packages.

gave me a good giggle there

You're not allowed to giggle Negative. Go watch an emo song to get the tone right.

ewww emo songs
no thank you.
ill settle for my electo house

or how about some good music

Originally posted by Doctor Hound:

or how about some good music

be glad its not dubstep.

Originally posted by Doctor Hound:

or how about some good music

Ya, let's get some Weird Al going!

Originally posted by poodlenoodles:

my guess is that Obama stole it, for no other reason than that he is an evil socialist, and stealing your package is part of his plan to destroy all the guns in america with his army of baby killing abortion supporting secret muslims

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-1-50bfea5c171ee.gif

it may take awhile

Its in your other pants pocket.

Originally posted by Spawn of Totoro:

Originally posted by Doctor Hound:

or how about some good music

Ya, let's get some Weird Al going!

you know what
you all can just go eat it. im just too white n nerdy for you all, so to save you all from my ranting, im gonna find myself an amish paradise.

Well, A post-apocalyptic mutant horse with a southern accent from the Imaginary planet Zenon Teleported to your house, took your package, Threw it Of a Really small cliff under a really big rock, Luanched a nuclear missile at it, and then fed it to wild sharks.


I saw it with my very eyes.

Delivery driver could be using it to boost himself higher so he can see past the dashboard. He's not going to deliver the box now because he's established a nice butt imprint/mold into the cardboard.