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Orias 1 Dec, 2012 @ 11:59am
Make a joke/riddle
basically you make a joke and the person who gets the answer gets to say their own joke, can also be a riddle. the maker of the joke can choose to give the answer away

what is red and invisible?
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Samy 1 Dec, 2012 @ 12:48pm 
no tomatoes
Orias 1 Dec, 2012 @ 1:53pm 
ok, you got it. now you say your own joke
Samy 1 Dec, 2012 @ 2:41pm 
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Absolute Zero 1 Dec, 2012 @ 2:44pm 
because 789
What's that on your face?
Orias 1 Dec, 2012 @ 2:47pm 
hmm... your fist?
Absolute Zero 1 Dec, 2012 @ 2:49pm 
No.
IT WAS PAIN
Orias 1 Dec, 2012 @ 2:51pm 
same thing.
what is long and short, wide and slim, and can eat and infinite amount of sheep and still be hungry?
HaroldTheAnimal 1 Dec, 2012 @ 3:06pm 
a human?
Last edited by HaroldTheAnimal; 1 Dec, 2012 @ 3:07pm
The Other 1 1 Dec, 2012 @ 4:14pm 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
KGB
KGB who--
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!
PentaPenta 1 Dec, 2012 @ 5:16pm 
Alive without breath, as cold as death. Never thirsty, ever drinking. All in mail, never clinking.
(In honor of the Hobbit.)
What does it has in its pocketses?
nutella fat boy 1 Dec, 2012 @ 5:37pm 
There were 5 birds. You shoot one. How many are left?
5, just one of them is shot (possibly dead. Maybe pining for the fjiords.)
Orias 2 Dec, 2012 @ 12:33am 
yeah, you're meant to answer mine first,but fair enough, continue
Dardhaz 8 Dec, 2012 @ 6:51pm 
Originally posted by lagiacrus27:
same thing.
what is long and short, wide and slim, and can eat and infinite amount of sheep and still be hungry?
No clue. 'Nothing' fits the description, though I don't think that's what you were going for :/

Originally posted by neverlywazno:
There were 5 birds. You shoot one. How many are left?
Just the one you shot, asuming the other birds aren't deaf/not afraid of loud noises. :P

I am in every human being,
I make sure your acts are seen,
I have a twin, should you cut me out,
But cut out us both, and your senses will rout.
What am I?
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Date Posted: 1 Dec, 2012 @ 11:59am
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