granted, the free things they are sending you are bags of centipedes

i wish my cats could speak human language

Originally posted by salamander:

granted, the free things they are sending you are bags of centipedes

i wish my cats could speak human language

Granted, but they speak in zulu

I wish my balls would stop itching

They fall off

I wish it would rain now.

Originally posted by L1qu1dator:

They fall off

I wish it would rain now.

It rains but it never stop and creates a dry heat in Africa and india as all rain is drying up the planet.

I wished I vanished for the previous two years

Granted, history has been altered and you died in 1996.

I wish for OT to be shut down.

Originally posted by Falco:

I wish for OT to be shut down.

You are required to manually delete every OT comment ever, one by one.

I wish Falco didn't delete all my epic comments.

Originally posted by Maximum Disambiguation:

Originally posted by Falco:

I wish for OT to be shut down.

You are required to manually delete every OT comment ever, one by one.

I wish Falco didn't delete all my epic comments.

granted, you are instead banned.

I wish I didnt get a ticket for parking facing the wrong direction at home

Originally posted by Alfonso Benedirk:

You will get a 500 pound (USD) ticket everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish for a rocket launcher.

Granted, you got rocket launcher but have to go to the frontline in russia-ukraine war.

I wish for true love.

Granted, you love a turd.

I wish for the entire world to be nuked to oblivion.

Originally posted by Alfonso Benedirk:

Granted but only your house is nuked.

I wish homeless people wasn't homeless no more.

Granted, you're the leader of a mass-genocide campaign that eliminates all homeless people, and people with an annual income of 40k and under, who were destined to be homeless anyways.

You're eventually put on trial at the Greenichwichberg Trials of 2063, found guilty, and promptly electrocuted to death.


Anyways, I wish for a million dollars.

Originally posted by Falco:

Granted, you're the leader of a mass-genocide campaign that eliminates all homeless people, and people with an annual income of 40k and under, who were destined to be homeless anyways.

You're eventually put on trial at the Greenichwichberg Trials of 2063, found guilty, and promptly electrocuted to death.


Anyways, I wish for a million dollars.

Granted, but US face hyperinflation like zimbabwe.

I wish Atlantis is real.

Originally posted by Goldias:

Originally posted by Falco:

Granted, you're the leader of a mass-genocide campaign that eliminates all homeless people, and people with an annual income of 40k and under, who were destined to be homeless anyways.

You're eventually put on trial at the Greenichwichberg Trials of 2063, found guilty, and promptly electrocuted to death.


Anyways, I wish for a million dollars.

Granted, but US face hyperinflation like zimbabwe.

I wish Atlantis is real.

Granted but now you're living through the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rhythm game of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngSPb8S5ODc

I wish the Guillemots would sell Ubisoft already.

Originally posted by Falco:

Originally posted by Alfonso Benedirk:

Granted but only your house is nuked.

I wish homeless people wasn't homeless no more.

Granted, you're the leader of a mass-genocide campaign that eliminates all homeless people, and people with an annual income of 40k and under, who were destined to be homeless anyways.

You're eventually put on trial at the Greenichwichberg Trials of 2063, found guilty, and promptly electrocuted to death.


Anyways, I wish for a million dollars.

Granted but it's counterfeit money and you get arrested for passing counterfeit money and you are sentenced to death by slow torture starting with pulling your finger and toes nails out.

I wish america was wiped off the map.

Originally posted by Alfonso Benedirk:

Originally posted by Falco:

Granted, you're the leader of a mass-genocide campaign that eliminates all homeless people, and people with an annual income of 40k and under, who were destined to be homeless anyways.

You're eventually put on trial at the Greenichwichberg Trials of 2063, found guilty, and promptly electrocuted to death.


Anyways, I wish for a million dollars.

Granted but it's counterfeit money and you get arrested for passing counterfeit money and you are sentenced to death by slow torture starting with pulling your finger and toes nails out.

I wish america was wiped off the map.

Granted.

Later in life, you become a high-level foreign diplomat for the U.S., and on a trip to Russia, you in an extremely disrespectful and drunken state vomit all over him, before accidentally killing him at the gun range during a mild celebration.

In response, the tensions between the U.S. and Russia become very tense, the whole world hates you for what you might've just done.

Alas, your fatal mistake proves to be, well, fatal, and on 1/16/2042, Russia and the U.S. simultaneously launch nukes on each other in a form of M.A.D., forever scarring the Earth and turning it into a hellish wasteland.

Already, it's bad enough for the people who died, but worse for the people who lived, now stuck in their own personal infernos, in a landscape not unlike Mad Max.

You however, are special, as everybody will forever remember you as the man who started this, thus generating quite a bit of widespread hate for you, as you narrowly dodge hunters and haters from town to town, hut to hut, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust.

Your life ends on 1/16/2054, at 3:42 PM when a group of marauders identify you as the man who started it. They proceed to slit you in various regions, stab you multiple times, and finish you off by bashing your brains out all over the place with their bat, before curb stomping your dog til brain bits are all over the ground, after this though, they take your car and go on a joyride.


As for my wish, I wish for the whole world to explode on 1/19/2026

Originally posted by Falco:

Originally posted by Alfonso Benedirk:

Granted but it's counterfeit money and you get arrested for passing counterfeit money and you are sentenced to death by slow torture starting with pulling your finger and toes nails out.

I wish america was wiped off the map.

Granted.

Later in life, you become a high-level foreign diplomat for the U.S., and on a trip to Russia, you in an extremely disrespectful and drunken state vomit all over him, before accidentally killing him at the gun range during a mild celebration.

In response, the tensions between the U.S. and Russia become very tense, the whole world hates you for what you might've just done.

Alas, your fatal mistake proves to be, well, fatal, and on 1/16/2042, Russia and the U.S. simultaneously launch nukes on each other in a form of M.A.D., forever scarring the Earth and turning it into a hellish wasteland.

Already, it's bad enough for the people who died, but worse for the people who lived, now stuck in their own personal infernos, in a landscape not unlike Mad Max.

You however, are special, as everybody will forever remember you as the man who started this, thus generating quite a bit of widespread hate for you, as you narrowly dodge hunters and haters from town to town, hut to hut, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust.

Your life ends on 1/16/2054, at 3:42 PM when a group of marauders identify you as the man who started it. They proceed to slit you in various regions, stab you multiple times, and finish you off by bashing your brains out all over the place with their bat, before curb stomping your dog til brain bits are all over the ground, after this though, they take your car and go on a joyride.


As for my wish, I wish for the whole world to explode on 1/19/2026

Well that is impossible as i am British. So my wish is actually granted perfectly.

Granted but only your house explodes.

I wish for canada to be wiped off the map.