Don't think of it as cheese. Think of it as edible petroleum.

Originally posted by Fajita Jim:

Don't think of it as cheese. Think of it as edible petroleum.

No.
Gas is good. Chee bad

I tried it once. Never again.

It's not even good on crackers. I don't even know how anyone could eat it. It tastes awful and makes everything it touches taste awful.

I don't understand why it's even made. It's so much tastier to just buy actual cheese.

i think people who eat it should be

Thought they got rid of that over a decade ago.