It´s not called buttcrack - it´s the mason´s décolletage.

"debit or credit" comes to mind, as well as "coin slot"...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_H4vwkGvWjE

have fun and a great day

ask yourself: "what would Sid Blair do?"

*Grabs the crayon box and finds a matching color*

Ball up little paper balls and try to land it in there. What else are you supposed to do?

Tuck some money in there as consolation for unknowingly having your ass showing and for having it violated by someone putting money in it.

Drop a pencil in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF9d6p9CIAU

Originally posted by Original:

Title.

I'd say "Nice ass" or something

Originally posted by Punished Rusty Shackleford:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF9d6p9CIAU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZbqXaGXsM

Not a single one of these people on this discussion saying, "Pull up your pants." in either a polite or a subtle manner.

By the way the subtle manner is actually this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlrUKF4095Q

Seriously. The drop a pencil and hope it lands may be funny... but lead poisoning exists and the chances of it are very low but seriously I've sat on something that felt like a needle before and it was very painfully shocking as it automatically think of the spike sound in sonic every time I remember it.