Putin would win against a cqc fight against Donald Trump.

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OmegaBilly1 19 Oct @ 1:35pm

Someone thought instead of having wars and wasting millions of lives the world should have a organized political physical fighting match every specific amount of years.

I thought it was a good idea cause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlDu4vei2mo

Then I realized if this does happen for some baffling reason (we live in crazy world and even though it's reality doesn't mean stupid things happen on a daily basis) the US would lose horrendously due to...

Well Putin has prior military service and combat training... while Trump is... good at talking to others to do the fighting for him...

Yeah we're f*****.
I know this ain't the case cause this is the real world.
Cause all hell would break loose due to our leader is more out of shape than your fun uncle realizing that he ain't gonna finish paying off his house payments till he's at least 75 years old.

But would you rather die for some rich snob living comfortably and all they had to do is just talk and live in luxury while you're risking your damn life and existence for their livelihood?

Or just let those dumbasses duke it out their own fights that they started so that no one can die for their sorry asses because they said so.

...I despise Putin and yet trying deny the old Russian man is weak is like denying that Biden isn't going senile and the left currently as of typing isn't ****ing insane.

...And this is coming from a loser who is crazy and may or may not be insane.

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EASY PETE 19 Oct @ 1:37pm

Trump will probably fake some medical condition to get out of it like he did during the vietnam war

Voroff 19 Oct @ 2:05pm

Wut ?

Why this wall of text when your title says it all ?

Anyhow, a 6 yo has a better speech pattern than Trump ... and would probably beat him in an arm-wrestling challenge. With both hands tied down his belt.

Piotrek 19 Oct @ 2:11pm

If you Russians doesnt see that Trump want your fight in Ukraine to givind TOMAHAWK for example lost money soldiers and economy so you so blind and i give you 2 years od service to doesnt broke

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dodoherka 19 Oct @ 2:11pm

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OmegaBilly1 19 Oct @ 2:37pm

Originally posted by Voroff:
Wut ?

Why this wall of text when your title says it all ?

Cause someone is going to want to know why and I don't want to painted as a Communist when I was born and lived in America for all my life.

Because learning and accepting harsh truths is a step towards to becoming a better person and some nutcase out there is going to somehow flip the entire discussion upside down on it's head by warping into something that it wasn't originally be to begin with.

...Also Trump is being a goofball again despite doing more work than whatever the hell Biden did during his Presidency and me realizing that because our President is a goofball.

Originally posted by EASY PETE:
Trump will probably fake some medical condition to get out of it like he did during the vietnam war

Something like this can and probably will happen in this dumb what if scenario.
Cause our president is good at talking and giving orders... but the moment you have him in a fight against someone who is also old and is also leader but has more military service and combat training than him...

We're going to be losing control and rights REAL quick because our president is a goofball that can dodge a shot in the most dumbest and luckiest way possible but the moment you pit him against Putin for a match to see who gets to more rights for the next set amount of years...

...Just be glad we aren't living in a more crazier world than what we're in now.

Unless Trump decides to inject himself with Nanomachines then I would be singing, "It has to be this way" onto the internet.

Last edited by OmegaBilly1; 19 Oct @ 2:37pm