I don't know, bring your own friends... Just sit there and make a show of you and your buddies talking like "normal" friends talk to each other. Brotherly love tends to sell really well.

I find women who play instruments and sing really nice... cause I mean if you a huge baby, crying lonely loser looking for some mommy breast milk and lullaby to fall asleep too, that is a huge seller too.

I don't like cameras, I don't put them in my living space unless I am trying to catch an intruder or trespasser. Even then, I still hate cameras... unless you at a wedding or something, completely pointless to me.

I don't know why you ask about software or anything like that... plus, you not asking "Steam"... you are asking "Users".