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Vrillon's message
This is the voice of Vrillon, representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you.

For many years you have seen us as lights in the skies. We speak to you now in peace and wisdom as we have done to your brothers and sisters all over this, your planet Earth.

We come to warn you of the destiny of your race and your world so that you may communicate to your fellow beings the course you must take to avoid the disaster which threatens your world, and the beings on our worlds around you. This is in order that you may share in a great awakening, as the planet passes into a New Age of Aquarius.

The New Age can be a time of great peace and evolution for your race, but only if your rulers are made aware of the evil forces that can overshadow their judgements. Be still now and listen, or your chance may not come again.

All your weapons of evil must be removed. The time for conflict is now past and the race of which you are a part may proceed to the higher stages of its evolution if you show yourselves worthy to do this. You have but a short time to learn to live together in peace and goodwill. Small groups all over the planet are learning this, and exist to pass on the light of the dawning New Age to you all. You are free to accept or reject their teachings, but only those who learn to live in peace will pass to the higher realms of spiritual evolution.

Hear now the voice of Vrillon, the representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you. Be aware also that there are many false prophets and guides at present operating on your world. They will suck your energy from you – the energy you call money and will put it to evil ends, giving you worthless dross in return. Your inner divine self will protect you from this. You must learn to be sensitive to the voice within that can tell you what is truth, and what is confusion, chaos and untruth.

Learn to listen to the voice of truth which is within you, and you will lead yourselves onto the path of evolution. This is our message to our dear friends. We have watched you growing for many years as you too have watched our lights in your skies. You know now that we are here, and that there are more beings on and around your Earth than your scientists admit.

We are deeply concerned about you and your path towards the light and will do all we can to help you. Have no fear, seek only to know yourselves, and live in harmony with the ways of your planet Earth.

We here at the Ashtar Galactic Command thank you for your attention. We are now leaving the planes of your existence. May you be blessed by the supreme love and truth of the cosmos.
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Thadeus 29 Oct @ 1:37pm 
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Are you headquartered in antartica?
sorry, i prefer the "messages", or "teachings" if you will, of deckard cain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQqh5vc7-Hk

that said...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvL1339luv0

have fun and a great day :gk_smile:
󠀡󠀡 29 Oct @ 1:54pm 
i went to your galaxy, they're saying they don't know you
76561199839000230 (Banned) 29 Oct @ 1:59pm 
Originally posted by EASY PETE:
Are you headquartered in antartica?
our headquarters is in agartha, but the entrance to agartha is in antarctica.
76561199839000230 (Banned) 29 Oct @ 2:00pm 
Originally posted by Thadeus:
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improve as a species or your kind will not be accepted into the galactic federation
Vrillion most your message is reasonable and sane but telling people to disarm?

You go too far.
I can't improve the species.
Originally posted by Vrillon:
Originally posted by Thadeus:
tl;dr
improve as a species or your kind will not be accepted into the galactic federation
Last edited by Abaddon the Despoiler; 29 Oct @ 2:05pm
Originally posted by Vrillon:
Originally posted by EASY PETE:
Are you headquartered in antartica?
our headquarters is in agartha, but the entrance to agartha is in antarctica.
I will come to agartha and build a saloon there, then bury a bunch of dynamite nearby and sit outside it and tell passerbys about my prospecting days while also gatekeeping my dynamite behind an explosives skill check
Originally posted by Vrillon:
Originally posted by Thadeus:
tl;dr
improve as a species or your kind will not be accepted into the galactic federation

too late, did you not see the space cash episode of south park? the earth has been forever sealed off from the rest of the universe, we will never join the galactic federation.
Originally posted by Vrillon:
Originally posted by Thadeus:
tl;dr
improve as a species or your kind will not be accepted into the galactic federation
Why be accepted into the galactic federation, when we can make our own with blackjack and pineapple pizza? Checkmate ayylmaos :steamlaughcry:
WE ARRIVE SUPERIOR
EARTH WILL SOFTEN UNDER YOUR FLUIDS
I will destroy your galactic command.
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